Vomiting is a great way to stay indoors or get some revenge. Instead of inducing it on purpose, why not create some fake vomit? There are many ways to do this using food and household products. In fact, this is about the stomach contents of what you ate, so you can use just about anything. Therefore, try to resort to some recipes to make it disgusting and very realistic. You can even use glue to reuse it!
Steps
Method 1 of 4: Using Crackers and Water
Step 1. Chew some crackers
You can also break them with your hands. If you can't find them, use cookies or treats (e.g. vanilla wafers, sugar cookies, graham crackers, and so on). Avoid chocolate chip cookies or oreos - they're too dark!
Step 2. Spit the crackers into a plastic bag
You can use a bowl, sink, or even a toilet. If you want to make more vomit, chew more crackers and spit it out.
Step 3. Add some water if needed
If you spit crackers down the toilet, you don't need water. If you're using a bowl, plastic bag, or sink instead, you'll need it. This way, the vomit will feel more real.
You can also try apple or white wine vinegar, apple puree, or even milk
Step 4. Add something soft and smelly
Wet cat or dog food is perfect for this. You could also use some canned tuna or even baby food. They will help make the vomit (and the smell!) More realistic. You could also chew your breakfast cereals, spit them out, and finally mix them with vinegar.
Put it on the toilet seat as well. It will seem that the expulsion was so violent that it spread the debris everywhere
Step 5. Let someone find the vomit
If you used the toilet, don't flush the toilet! If you used a waste bin or bag instead, you could show it to your parents or a teacher and say you threw up.
Method 2 of 4: Use Crackers, Oat Flakes and Carrots
Step 1. Crush 10 crackers into a bowl
Make sure you can put it in the microwave. If you can't find crackers, biscuits or breakfast cereals are fine too.
Step 2. Add 40g of dry rolled oats
If they have a coarse shape, they are better, but you can also use chopped ones.
Step 3. Pour in 240ml of water
Stir with a spoon. Crush the cracker bits so they get soaked.
Step 4. Put everything in the microwave for 30 seconds
It will be enough to give the vomit a coarse, but still watery consistency. Use oven mitts or a pot holder to remove the bowl from the microwave.
Step 5. Add some corn or chopped carrots
You could also chew on a baby carrot and spit it into the bowl. It will make the vomit look even more realistic.
Step 6. Add a few drops of honey
It will help you give some color and make the dough more disgusting. If you don't have honey, you might want to try maple, agave, or pancake syrup.
Step 7. Stir with a spoon
Make sure you shake the bottom and sides of the bowl.
Step 8. Let the fake vomit cool before using it
Pour some on the front of your shirt or throw it down the toilet. Sprinkle it on the floor as well. You can also put it in your mouth, lie down and spit it out. Play the noises that accompany gagging!
Method 3 of 4: Use Apple Puree, Oat Flakes and Cereals
Step 1. Heat 45g of apple puree
Pour it into a small pan and put it on the stove. The flame should be low or medium. Wait for it to start smoking. At that point it means that it is quite warm.
Any kind of apple sauce will do. If you can't find it, try the apple baby food
Step 2. Mix a sachet of gelatin
Do not use flavored, otherwise the fake vomit may change color.
If you only have flavored jelly at home, try yellow or orange. It will give the dough a more natural color
Step 3. Add 1-2 pinches of cocoa powder
Stir again. Sprinkle the powder over the contents of the pan and turn. It will help you get the vomit color. If you don't have cocoa powder, you can use that to make hot chocolate or even some potting soil.
Step 4. Remove the pan from the heat
Place it on a folded trivet or tea towel so you don't damage the kitchen counter.
Step 5. Add the rolled oats and cereals for texture
A small handful of each will suffice. Stir again to mix everything together. If the cereal flakes are large, try crumbling them first with your hands.
If you don't have raisin bran or corn flakes, you can use another type of dark, crumbly cereal. The muesli is great
Step 6. Spread the dough on a plate
Use a kitchen paddle to transfer it from the pan. Spread it with a spoon so that it takes the form of vomit. If you want, you can pour other rolled oats or mashed cereals on top. Do not overdo it!
Step 7. Let it cool for a few hours
Then remove it from the plate with the kitchen spatula and place it somewhere to horrify those who pass.
Method 4 of 4: Use Glue to Create a Vomit Slurry for Reuse
Step 1. Pour the glue into a bowl where you are going to mix the ingredients
You can use the decoupage one, such as Mod Podge or the vinyl one. You need about 60-120ml.
To calculate the weight, use a disposable container, such as a plastic cup
Step 2. Add a pinch of brown color
You can use a drop of food coloring, watercolor or gouache. The dough will turn beige at first, but will darken as it dries.
Step 3. Blend until you get an even tint
You can use any mixing tool: a plastic spoon, a popsicle stick, a toothpick, and so on.
Step 4. Pour half of it onto a sheet of parchment paper
First, place the parchment paper on a baking dish. Then pour in the glue so that it takes the form of vomit. Set the rest of the glue aside for later use.
Alternatively, you can use a sheet of wax paper or even cling film
Step 5. Add a coarse texture element
A handful of dry cat or dog food will do just fine. If it's human vomit, you could pour a handful of oatmeal or granola without soaking them. Put almost all the pieces in the center of the glue dough and the rest on the edges.
Step 6. Cover the pieces with the glue you set aside
Just pour the rest of the colored glue over the vomit mixture. Make sure you cover all the solid pieces you added. This way, you will seal the mixture.
Step 7. Wait for the glue to dry
It will lighten once it hardens. It will probably take a few days. If you are in a hurry, let it dry for about 48 hours, then place it for about 10 minutes in the oven at 140 ° C.
- If you want to cook it, open the window. It will start to smell bad!
- Do not put greaseproof paper or cling film in the oven. If you have used these wraps, you will need to air dry the glue.
Step 8. Peel off the dough
Once dry, the glue will be flexible, but be careful not to bend it too much. Place the fake vomit somewhere, such as on the floor or on a pillow, so that the victim can find it. Since the dough is made with glue, it should last a long time.
Advice
- Don't leave cooking utensils and ingredients lying around if you don't want to be discovered.
- You can also add leftovers from the last meal.
- You can buy a plastic box of fake vomit at a joke and party supply store or on the Internet.
- Try using a different recipe each time. If you always use the same method, your victims will get suspicious.
- Vomiting is a mixture of foods. Then, you can put something randomly inside a blender, along with water, milk, fruit juice or vinegar, and use the mixture you have obtained.
- If you use fake vomit to get out of school early, remember to simulate sickness. Don't overdo it, though.
- Add a few solid pieces to the dough. Do not chew edible ingredients entirely.
- Pour in some vinegar or expired milk. It will give off a bad smell.
Warnings
- Don't induce vomiting.
- You could get in trouble if your parents or teachers realize it's fake.
