Getting your boyfriend or girlfriend to sneak home can be an exciting and dangerous activity. Planning, attention, sensitivity and the ability to think on the fly are necessary to make everything go smoothly. You can plan many solutions in advance, but there is always the risk of something happening that it was impossible to prepare for, they are called unexpected events. That's why you need to be able to think on the fly. What you do with your partner is your business, and in this article, you will know how to do it!
Steps
Step 1. You need to have a plan that includes a large number of factors
Consider the following:
- Access points for other people.
- The view offered by the windows in the house (if another family member sees someone in the garden at one in the morning, they could call the police).
- Where the neighbors and those on the street can look.
- What you will need to move, open, and pass to let the other person in.
- The times when those who live at home usually go to sleep, and when they fall asleep.
- The time you usually go to sleep (if you always go to sleep early your family may get suspicious if you are still awake at 12:30 or, conversely, if you always go to sleep late and say you are going to sleep at 8:00 pm).
- The noise you have to make to open windows, shutters, doors, etc.
- How much force does it take to pull someone into a window or other entrance (remember that you will have to pull some of your weight beyond that of your partner, in any case the adrenaline will be so high at that point that you will be stronger than normal).
- How the other person will come home in the morning.
Step 2. Also consider:
- A place where your partner can hide in the event that someone enters the room (inside the closet, under the bed, and behind the door are perfect places if someone comes, but if they start looking, they are not there. a place large enough to hide a human who is not being controlled. Consider hiding / hiding under a pile of clothes if he has time to hide).
- How a person can move around the house if necessary (to use the bathroom, or to go to a safer place, for example).
- Pets. How they react to strangers and what you can use to keep them good (food, treats, caresses, etc.).
- What time will you and your partner wake up if you plan to sleep (preferably earlier than others to be able to get out easily or after they have gone to work or school. Also remember to tell your partner the code to disable the alarm or give him the key to be able to unlock the door.
- Take your schedules into consideration as well. Better not to sneak someone home if you have to go to school or work the next day.
- Other factors that may directly affect you (the only available entrance is on the second floor, you live in an apartment, or share a room with another person).
- Lock the door. Make sure your parents don't have the key.
Step 3. Get your partner into the house as soon as possible, the longer you take, the more likely it is that unexpected events will happen
If you have to pull someone into a window, position yourself so that you won't be pulled back. With the right hand, grab the wrist or forearm of the other, with the left the other free hand. Tell him to use his legs to push himself to a 45 degree angle against the wall and when he is high enough, use your left hand to grab his butt or thigh and pull him in. If you use a ladder, be sure to put it back or stick it in your room. Make sure you make as little noise as possible and put everything back (windows, shutters, curtains, gates, furniture, etc.). It would be advisable to do everything in the dark, turn off all the lights, put the mobile phone to silent, turn off the computer and the TV (a little music can attenuate the noise you make while you let someone in, but only if you do it spent and for those of the house it is not a strange thing to hear the music in the evening)
Step 4. Move little and move quietly, speak softly and silence all unusual noises, such as cell phone ringtones
If you are worried that someone will call home and wake the others, leave the phone open (or on, if it is a cordless phone, to block the line so no calls will arrive.
Step 5. Do what you want, but do it silently
Make sure your bed is large enough to comfortably fit two people moving around without making any suspicious noises. If you need light, use the light from your phone's flashlight and don't point it at the door. If the person needs to use the bathroom, make sure they do it quietly, don't drain, and don't use the sink. There is nothing stranger and noisier than a shower at night. Don't use it! If you need to take something somewhere in the house, hide the other person as best you can and go and get them alone. Make sure your partner makes as little noise as possible when you are out of the room. If you or your partner change or take off your clothes, take them and put them in a specific place (at the foot of the bed under the covers is fine. This way you and he / she will not have to run frantically in search of your clothes if you have any. need. Also hide everything they have brought with them (phone, cell phone, keys, hat, etc.). There is nothing worse than hiding a person only to realize that they have left their clothes in the middle of the room when someone is about to enter.
Step 6. If you decide to sleep, make sure your alarms go off without waking others
Vibration alarms are silent, but may be ineffective with heavy sleepers. A clock radio can wake others up, so set it to a volume where it only wakes you and your partner. If you can't wake up, then you better not fall asleep.
Step 7. Get it out
It can be simpler, or more difficult, depending on the circumstances. Do it before dawn, if possible. It's best to quickly check where others are first. When she's about to leave, tell him / her to stay out of sight. Try not to do it / see it by anyone. Seeing someone out of the house in the morning can get you in trouble just as much as seeing them come in at night. If that person is caught leaving, it may be possible to convince anyone who found them that they stopped for a moment to visit (before school, work, etc.). If it is not acceptable to be caught in fragrant, let it run away. You will most likely end up in trouble, but at least he / she will have made it France. Make sure he has everything with him.
Step 8. Settle down and go home, or where you need to go, if you are the person who sneaked in
If you need to sneak into your home, use the tactics described above. If you are the person who made the other sneak home, clean the room (cans, bottles, sheets, clothes, bed, etc.). Put the garbage on the bottom of the bin, where it is least likely to be seen. Don't forget that some "things" can be thrown down the toilet, a safer technique than throwing them in the bin. If you need to throw away something you don't want to be seen, wrap it in wet toilet paper, it should prevent anyone from seeing or touching it.
Step 9. Wait at least two weeks before trying again
Do this on a different day of the week than the previous one. Every time you try to sneak someone home, the chances of getting caught increase. However, with practice the operation should be easier.
Step 10. If you sneak in during the day make sure your parents are gone before he arrives and have him call before they come back
If you don't have a phone, or the other person doesn't, make sure you have everything planned at least two days in advance.
Step 11. Make sure you are not breaking any curfews
If you get caught by the police you could get in trouble for breaking the curfew.
Advice
- If you have (or live, better) in a basement with windows or an entrance to take advantage of it, the people upstairs are much more likely to not hear you and it is easier to hear if someone is coming down, and give yourself time (it only works if you are the only one living in the basement). If your parents work, make sure you know their hours to know when to let him in and when to let him out.
- If you decide to have intercourse, do it slowly so that it is quiet.
- Do not do anything out of the ordinary on the day scheduled to sneak the other into the house. Don't ask anyone when they plan to go to sleep, it could make them suspicious. Don't tell everyone you're going to sleep if you usually don't. Remember that your parents will have tried to do the same things when they were young, and they may recognize those signs.
- Attitude is as important as the act itself. If you hide or run away think you are playing hide and seek. Not only will it ease the stress, but your perspective will be more analytical if you think you are playing.
- Here are some other options: take that person home during the day and make everyone believe that they left while they stayed at home or have them go back inside after they pretended to leave. Invite a friend who can stay asleep and sneak your partner along with him. Or have your partner sneak in when no one is at home and let him stay until it's night.
- Consider the age of the house. If it is old, then it will make more noise. Walking attached to walls or a handrail can reduce noise. When the other is not within earshot, use the mobile phone. Make sure you talk to him / her before sneaking.
- If he is hiding in the closet, make sure that he does not make any noise and that it is well hidden. Keep calm and focused. Taking deep breaths, remembering that you are not in trouble yet and that you have thought through your plan can help you keep stress under control.
Warnings
- If the operation is particularly dangerous you shouldn't try. Any action in which either of you is in a situation of danger or death must lead to a reconsideration of the plan.
- Fire escapes can work wonders from the windows on the second floor, be sure to consider the alarm system, the ease with which a window opens, what other windows could give on the fire escape and the ability to put the staircase back in place if necessary.
- Some alarm systems can be deactivated by placing a very strong magnet on one of the receivers. This technique can be used for doors and windows. You will need to test this system beforehand to see if it works.
- If that person tells their parents that they are coming to sleep with you, make sure they don't call home to say goodnight.
- If the police come: don't rush. Stay where you are and follow their instructions. You cannot be accused if someone has given you permission to enter. Don't run away from the police when you've been seen. You will be chased, captured, and indicted more heavily than you would have if you hadn't escaped.
- If you get caught: Don't shout. Speak calmly and admit what happened. Say it was your idea, and not the other person's, if you wish. Get the other person to dress, if necessary, and make sure they come home. Afterward, try to settle with whoever caught you and ask them not to tell anyone. If you're lucky, it won't. Don't try to sneak someone home again, unless there is no one.
- If one parent enters the room and the other is in the closet, try to do your best not to appear nervous, try to distract him with something else.
- If you are about to get caught: get dressed immediately. If possible, let him out before he is discovered. Collect anything that could betray you, such as clothes, cans, wrapping, etc. Don't look nervous when asked about something. If the time is appropriate, you can act as if you have just woken up. If you can get away with it, it's better to lie, otherwise it's better to tell the truth.
- Don't smoke and don't drink. It could ruin everything. Smoke can be detected by smoke detectors and can be heard by other people.
- If the police are called. Get the other person out as quickly as possible. You have little time before they arrive. Firefighters usually arrive first, followed by the police. You can escape from the fire brigade, but not from the police.
- If your parents don't want you to let someone in, they will have their good reasons. They are older, have more experience, and in some cases they understand your needs better than you do, even if you don't realize it. Think carefully about what you are doing and try to be responsible.
