Let's face it: sisters can be super annoying, so sometimes you need to take revenge. And what is the best revenge? Be super annoying yourself! There are thousands of hilarious opportunities to drive your sister crazy… just beware that some of them could get you into serious trouble, so proceed at your own risk!
Steps
Method 1 of 2: Making Pranks
Step 1. Steal something
One of the best ways to annoy your sister is to steal something that belongs to her.
- Sneak into her room and steal something very important from her, like her iPod, her favorite pair of earrings, or the stuffed animal she sleeps with every night.
- When he asks you for an explanation, he denies it. Try practicing in the mirror to get a more convincing innocent face. You can also pretend to be offended by the accusations he made on you.
- Make sure you hide the item well in case he decides to look for it in your room. Then, when he leaves the house, put the object back exactly where you found it. She will start to believe she is crazy!
- Even better, if she is very vain or has a lot of tricks, hide everything from her (or just the ones she uses most often) and when she accuses you of stealing them, you might say something like "Why should I steal them? I'm not as vain as you are!"
Step 2. Hide her clothes
Everyone knows how much girls love their clothes, so there's no better way to annoy your sister than to hide them all from her!
- When he leaves the house, sneak into his room with a large bag and throw all his clothes in it. Hide them in a place where it won't occur to her to look for them, such as the bathtub or the tool shed in the garden.
- Prepare a good excuse, because when he notices that his wardrobe is empty, he will go crazy. Try telling her that your mother thought she had too many clothes and gave them all to charity.
Step 3. Scare her
Nothing is more satisfying than giving your sister a good scare, especially if she screams!
- Plan your attack carefully. Crouch and wait for him to arrive in a dark room, behind his bedroom door or behind the shower curtain.
- When she arrives you have two options: you can scream at the top of your lungs to scare her or crawl behind her and grab her. Both methods are very effective.
- You can try wearing a scary mask or wielding a toy knife for an even more terrifying effect.
Step 4. Fill her room with toilet paper
This is another beautiful prank that is sure to make your sister go on a rampage!
- Grab a roll from the bathroom and go wild. Zig-zag it from one side of the room to the other, passing it over the chandelier, window, and wardrobe.
- Cover her bed with piles of toilet paper (you can also put it between the sheets). If you want to be more creative you can soak it in water and throw it on the walls, ceiling and mirrors. That way it should stick to surfaces.
- Remember that if your parents find out, you will, in all likelihood, have to clean up. So don't get too wild!
Step 5. Pretend it hurt you
Get your sister in trouble with your parents by pretending that she hurt you, both physically and emotionally.
- Throw yourself on the floor in front of your sister before your parents walk into the room and pretend to cry and moan in pain. When your parents ask what's wrong, tell them your sister pushed you.
- Pinch yourself on your arm so that red marks appear, and tell your parents it was your sister. Your parents will never think you hurt yourself, so your sister will get in trouble.
- Tell your parents that your sister called you stupid, or ugly, or friendless… the bad, the better. He can't prove you made it up!
Step 6. Disturb her while she sleeps
Disturbing your sister while she sleeps is simple and produces hilarious results!
- One of the funniest pranks is to fill her hand with shaving cream or whipped cream and tickle her nose. He will try to scratch his nose and end up having a face full of cream.
- Alternatively, you can try waking her up in the middle of the night. Wake her up in an annoying way, jump them on the bed or tap her on the face. Tell her it's 8:30 and she'll be late for school (if you're smart enough, you'll change the time on her alarm clock). Hopefully she'll wake up in a panic and start getting dressed for school, even if it's only 5am!
Step 7. Pull her water balloons
Water balloons are the perfect tool to dry out your sister, especially if she hates having wet hair!
- Get some balloons, fill them with hot water and close them tightly. Crouch down waiting for your sister (outside the house, otherwise your parents will kill you) and attack her with water balloons when she approaches.
- It will be even more fun if you do it when she is sunbathing in the garden with friends or when she is about to go out with her boyfriend. Remember that soaking her hair could drive her crazy, so run away as fast as you can.
Step 8. Turn off the light when she's in the bathroom
Have you ever been suddenly in the dark while on the toilet? Not funny, right?
- Use this technique to annoy your sister, especially if she's occupied the bathroom again. It's easier if the switch is outside the bathroom, but if it's inside you can open the door very quietly and turn off the light before they know it.
- Try locking the bathroom door from the outside if you can, and leave it locked in the dark. Don't leave it there too long, in any case, have a little pity!
- You can also try sneaking into the bathroom and flushing the toilet if your sister isn't in the habit of locking herself when she takes a shower. This will cool the shower water - he'll definitely hate it.
Step 9. Mess with your food and drink
Pranking your sister's food and drinks is an effective way to get her on a rampage!
- While you are sitting at the kitchen table and she has a full glass in front of her, point to the window and say "Look over there!" When she turns around, tell her you just spit into her glass (you don't really have to, you can just tell her you did!). She will be so disgusted that she will have to throw its contents down the sink.
- While he is eating something very tasty, like a muffin or a chocolate bar, try taking it off his hands and licking it all. She'll be so disgusted that she won't want to eat any more and you can eat it for her!
- While drinking a can, wait for it to come out of the room for a moment and leave it somewhere. Grab it and quickly pour it down the sink, then fill it with milk (or another drink he hates). When she comes back to sip it, she might be so surprised that she spits it out.
- If you want to be really naughty you can fill her with soy sauce or pickle pickle.
Step 10. Send messages from his phone
Your sister will probably always have her phone in her hands, so it might be fun to take it out of her. If you manage to steal her phone, you can play one of the funniest pranks ever.
- When you have managed to get her phone, find a reserved place to be able to carry out the crime. He searches his address book for all the names of the boys in his class, and sends everyone a message that says "I have an irresistible crush on you. Would you like to go out on Friday night?". When he finds out, your sister will be humiliated!
- You can also text some of her best friends saying "I'm so mad at you! Now I'll tell everyone your secret!" Be careful with this, you could cause quite a ruckus!
- If your sister has a smartphone, log into her Facebook or Instagram account. Take a picture of yourself and post it on his wall, writing something like "I have the best brother / sister in the world! I love him / her sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo …". When he finds out, your sister will go on a rampage.
Step 11. Prepare a water trap for her
- Get electrician's scotch tape, packing tape, or plain duct tape.
- Attach a piece of it to the faucet outlet, leaving only a small part free on the front.
- Make sure the tape is not visible.
- When your sister turns on the tap, the water will spray up and over her; it will be soaked, and you will be ripped off.
Method 2 of 2: Being Really Irritating
Step 1. Sing annoying songs over and over
Pick a really annoying song, like "La Cucaracha" or "La Donna Immobile" and sing or whistle it continuously when your sister is around. It will drive her crazy!
- Alternatively, you can play an annoying instrument, such as the kazoo or drummer. Play them loud while your sister is doing her homework or watching her favorite show.
- When she tells you to stop, pretend to be offended and tell her that she is interfering with your musical genius.
Step 2. Imitate her and repeat everything she says
This is one of the oldest tricks when it comes to annoying your sister, but it still works great. Repeat everything he says, imitate his movements and he'll get mad very quickly!
- To annoy her even more use a high-pitched, feminine voice, pretend you can't pronounce the Rs and Ss correctly or have a speech impediment.
- If she tries to rip you off and says "I'm a boring brat" to make you repeat it, screw her in turn by changing the "am" to "six", so it will come out "You're a boring brat".
Step 3. Watch it all the time
Make her freak out by staring at her all the time, without speaking. Do it for breakfast, while watching TV, or while you're in the car. Open your eyes wide and try to blink as little as possible.
- Try sneaking into your sister's room in the morning before she wakes up. Lean over her and place your face in front of hers about an inch away, staring at her. When she wakes up and sees you staring at her, she'll freak out!
- You can also go outside and stare at her from her bedroom window. This way you will appear in front of her as soon as she opens the curtains! Maybe he screams !!!
Step 4. Learn a language you don't understand
Learn a few phrases (or bad words) in a language your sister doesn't understand and repeat them over and over again. This will drive her crazy, especially if she's a know-it-all type!
- You can learn some phrases from a real language, like French or German, or invented languages, like the bow tie or the grammelot.
- You can also use words in Italian that you are sure you do not know, obsolete and complicated. You don't have to use them in the right context, just say them like you know what they mean. You can use words like transubstantiation, psittacism, or pareidolia.
Step 5. Ignore it completely
Sometimes the best way to annoy your sister is to do nothing - pretend she doesn't exist!
- Don't look at her and pretend she's not in the same room as you are. He won't mind at first, but after a while he'll get out of his mind!
- When she says something, don't answer her, pretend you haven't heard anything. You can also look around like you're surprised and say "what was it?" or "have you heard this rumor too"?
- You can go further by pretending it doesn't exist. When you prepare the table, leave its place without a cover. When someone says their name they try to appear confused and ask "Who?"
Step 6. Find her an annoying nickname
Calling your sister by an annoying pet name is an effective way to get her blood boiling.
- Come up with a nickname that rhymes with her real name, for example, if her name is Anna, you can call her "hut". If it's called Morena, you can call it "whale".
- Or come up with something very offensive. For example, you can call her "squid" or "dog face" or "little pig".
Step 7. Read his diary
If you want your sister to really get mad at you, you can sneak into her room and read her diary, where all her secrets and deepest thoughts are written.
- When you are done, you can leave the diary in a prominent place with a piece of paper that says "I know all your secrets". You don't actually even need to read what's written, you can only make her believe you did.
- In any case, if you decide to do this, try to memorize some of the best pearls. Then recite them by heart when he least expects it. For example, while she is doing her homework, go into her room and tell her: "How I would like Giovanni to notice me, but he pretends that I am invisible." With a very high-pitched and feminine voice. Then run away to save your skin.
Step 8. Tap it with your fingers
Simple but effective. You can drive your sister crazy just by constantly patting her. Do it in the car, at dinner, while watching TV, while studying, practically whenever you are near.
- You can goad her on the stomach, where she is ticklish, or on the face. You can also make a face and say "Ugh, what is this thing?" In this you will make her become paranoid, she will think she has something wrong on her face, like a big pimple.
- Be careful because sisters tend to respond to this type of attack. Do not make them if you are unable to receive them.
Step 9. Laugh at everything he says
Another way to annoy your sister is to laugh at everything she says, even if she says something very serious.
- This will make her particularly angry, especially if she's upset about something, got into a fight with a friend, or got a bad grade in school. Point and laugh, like Nelson from the Simpsons - "Ah-Ah".
- Or you can even laugh hysterically when he makes a joke. Try to laugh for a long time, until it becomes clear that you are laughing sarcastically.
Step 10. Put on her clothes and pretend to be her
Take a foray into her room and grab some of her clothes - the best ones to grab are the ones she loves the most.
- Dress like her. Use the same combination of skirt and blouse that she wears. If you have the same shoe size as her (or lower), also wear the footwear she wears with those clothes.
- Style your hair the way she wears it, if you can. Otherwise, find a wig somewhere.
- One morning, you come down for breakfast impersonating her. Imitate his speech, hand gestures and things like that. It won't be long before she starts yelling at mom or dad to stop you!
Advice
- Don't expect defeats. Always try to have a plan B.
- If she's a girl of a certain type she might tackle you and tear you to bits - make sure you're armed with something, like a favorite necklace to hold hostage.
- Get ready for revenge, your sister may want to settle the score.
- No matter what he accuses you of, you always deny.
- Get ready to get in trouble. Both from yours and from your sister.
- You may be hiding at your friend's house for a couple of hours before your sister spies on yours or tries to take her anger out on you.
- If you happen to go camping, sprinkle her mosquito net with sugar water. It will attract a lot of bugs! Make sure you mix the water and sugar well to dissolve it.
- If you get in trouble, it's best to pretend to be nice and cute when you are standing in front of you, and hideous when they turn away. He will hate it.
Warnings
- He could take revenge, this is much more likely to get in trouble.
- You're the one who gets in trouble, not her.
- If you throw a water balloon on her back and she falls, she could get hurt. Remember, you are trying to piss her off, not kill her. Not only that: make sure that the objects he is holding are waterproof, especially if they are electronic. You don't have to damage anything.
