By reading this article, you will find tips for annoying your parents at home, in public and in the car if you want to have fun at their expense. You'll drive them crazy!
Steps
Step 1. Do the housework the bad way
- When you have to do household chores, don't clean everything at all; for example, if you have to wash the dishes, 'forget' to clean the forks.
- Always leave your shoes where they shouldn't be.
- Always forget about doing even the simplest things, like hanging up your backpack or coat.
- Clutter your room. If you notice that your parents just cleaned up somewhere, go right there and get confused.
- "Forget" every time to do what you are told, such as taking out the trash or walking the dog.
- If you have to take care of something, complain that it is too difficult.
- When they give you a task, you say you don't know how to do it. After you have received an explanation, justify yourself by saying that you have forgotten it.
Step 2. Pester your parents with repetitive habits
- Turn the light on and off continuously in the room they are in.
- Enter their room as they try to watch a movie and ply them with questions about everything.
- If you are in a car, it always shouts "Are we there?".
- If you have siblings, ask your parents who they love most.
- Follow one of your parents around the house, step on their toes, apologize, and start doing it again.
- When they ask you to take something, it comes back with nothing. On the second try, they come back with an item other than the one they want and keep doing it.
Step 3. Evidence of sabotage
- Set their alarm for 6 a.m. on weekends.
- Pour a few drops of water on their bed cushions so that they think the roof is leaking or the dog has wet the bed.
- Write your name by running your finger over the dust covering your parents' car. Try to completely cover the car with your name.
- Turn down the thermostat when it's cold and turn it up when it's hot.
- When they take you to school and you are almost there, exclaim that you have forgotten something very important. When you are almost back home, you can suddenly say that you have "found" him.
- Ask for help with your homework, then when one of your parents comes to help you, get up and let him do it.
Step 4. Hide their stuff
- Hide the TV remote control.
- Hide your smartphone or home phone if it's wireless.
- Hide wallets and purses.
- Hide the keys, just as they are about to leave the house.
Step 5. Embarrass them in public
- If you are in a store with your parents, take everything in hand and ask how much it costs.
- If you find yourself in front of other people, observe someone close to you and ask your parents why they smell bad.
- When you are at the supermarket, start begging them to buy you candy or snacks, saying, "Can I get it, please?".
- Ask them to go to the bathroom. When they find one, explain that it never escapes you.
Step 6. Insult them by telling the truth
- If one of your parents comes up to your face to talk to you, suddenly walk away and yell "Have you eaten garlic?" or "You look old!".
- If one of your parents has just bought new shoes, look at him and say "What are you wearing?".
- If your parents are afraid of spiders, dogs, or some other tiny animal, make fun of them whenever they get scared.
Step 7. Start talking annoyingly
- Use incorrect grammar and don't quit, even if you are corrected.
- Call your parents by name instead of using "mom" and "dad".
- Pretend you are deaf in one ear and always yell "What?" or "Speak louder, I can't hear you!".
- Speak with a different accent or rave about a made-up language.
Step 8. Make noise
- Turn up the volume of the music, especially if they don't like it.
- If one of your parents says a word from a song, start singing it out loud, as out of tune as possible.
- Jump up and down the stairs instead of climbing them normally.
- Slam the doors.
- Laugh coarse when someone makes a joke.
- He enters a room and screams, saying he saw a ghost.
- Chew with your mouth full and make noise when you drink.
Step 9. Be a foolish know-it-all
- Always correct your parents' grammar mistakes, but in the wrong way. When one of them says "I like ice cream", he yells "You mean 'I like it', right?".
- Try to speak "polished", even if you don't know what you are saying. Pick a very long word, like "philanthropist" and use it constantly: "Well frankly dear, this philistine philanthropist hasn't the faintest idea what he says."
- When your parents talk to you, respond with absurd or made-up statements: "At school we learned that cell phone screens are made from the material that is inside the crust of the moon. They send children to get it.".
- Respond with vague and nonsensical phrases. If they ask you what you did at a friend's house, say "It was… totalitarian".
Step 10. Behave strangely
- While one of your parents is walking towards the bathroom, you run inside and close the door, saying you couldn't hold back anymore.
- Talk to 10 imaginary friends at the same time.
- Start summarizing the storyline of Star Wars or tell your parents that you have a key that opens the portal to the underworld, describing very specific details and in a theatrical way.
- Wait until you are in the house alone and then move all the furniture, piling them in the strangest places.
- Wear all clothes inside out.
Advice
- Keep pestering your parents until they collapse.
- Record yourself saying a nonsense sentence, then sit next to them and play it over and over.
- Try several tips in this article, from the most annoying to the most innocent.
- Your parents may get very angry, so don't bother them often.
- When they ask you to turn the volume down, turn it up even higher.
- Speak continuously in an annoying tone of voice.
- Ask your parents a question, then ask "why" after each of their answers.
- Speak very softly, so that they can't hear you, but they know you are talking. Then raise your tone and let them know that they have hearing problems.
- When they call you, you respond with an animal cry.
- When they call you, answer "one minute", then don't go to them.
Warnings
- Acting like this can become a bad habit, leading you to have a hard time making friends and becoming an annoying person in general.
- This attitude can make your parents angry. It is important to be respectful. By annoying them on purpose, you can negatively affect your relationship.
