Siblings can be annoying at times. If you want to convince yours to leave you alone, you can learn some creative ways to get on their nerves without getting in trouble. Since the ways to annoy an older or younger sibling are different, you can learn how to tease both of you, regardless of your age.
Steps
Method 1 of 2: Annoy the Younger Siblings
Step 1. Imitate his voice
When your little brother says something, repeat it, but in a high-pitched, feminine tone. This joke has been driving younger siblings crazy since the dawn of time. It is especially effective when it says "Stop doing it!" or "I tell mom!".
When your parents arrive, get back to your normal voice right away, so you don't get caught
Step 2. Take the food from his plate
When you are at dinner, wait for a moment when no one sees you and start stealing bites from his plate. Make sure it's her favorite. Before he knows it, he comments "Damn, where is all your food!".
Step 3. Give him orders as if you were his father
Little siblings would so much like to be older that the more you highlight their young age, the more you annoy them. Always treat him as if he is much smaller than you.
- If you do housework together, keep saying that he is slow or that he can't stay at your pace because you are older.
- Give him some homework, even if it's not your duty.
- Call him a child whenever he asks for help or does not understand something. Always remind him that he is too short, small or young to know things.
Step 4. Make up stories
Siblings are easily impressionable little pests. One way to annoy yours is to make up ridiculous lies and make them believe them. Get the most out of it if you can even make them repeat them as if they were true.
- Tell your brother that avocados are actually dinosaur eggs and that they are poisonous.
- Tell him he wasn't born like other babies, he was raised in a bucket full of fish heads.
- Tell him that you can read minds and that he is thinking "That's not true, you can't."
- Tell him that the dog talks when he is not around and that he says he wants to eat it.
- Tell him Star Wars is a documentary, that story actually happened.
- Tell him that when he turns up next time, his nipples will fall out, then grow back.
Step 5. Embarrass him in front of his friends
If your sibling has invited friends over, it's a great time to annoy him and ridicule him in front of other people. Take out photos of him as a kid or talk about something embarrassing he did the day before - he'll be very angry.
- If you really want to mess with him, pour a glass of water on his bed so that it looks like he peed on himself the night before. Wait for his friends to come to your house and find out about the joke.
- Consider this advice well. If you are an older and more appreciated guy, you probably have better things to do than humiliate your younger brother in front of his friends. You risk looking like a loser with this attitude.
Step 6. Use the silence treatment
If you really want to take revenge for something, ignoring your brother is often the best choice. He probably craves your attention and not giving it to him will drive him mad more than anything else.
Don't let him do the things you do. If you're about to watch a movie, tell him he can't see it, because it's only for older kids. Exclude him from all your activities
Step 7. In spite of everything, try to be his friend
Younger siblings usually admire older boys. Just because he bothers you sometimes, remember that you can be a good influence for him. Instead of trying to piss him off, teach him how he should behave. Don't make it worse.
Use the methods described in the article only to take revenge on your brother when he is mean to you. Spite doesn't have to become habits
Method 2 of 2: Annoy the Older Siblings
Step 1. Go to his room
Older siblings have a tendency to defend their personal space. If your brother has a room of his own, keep going in without asking permission. Ask him a thousand questions and start touching his things.
- Wait for him to get up to tell your parents, then quickly go back to your room. If they ask you something, say "He's making it up".
- Do something weird in her room when she's not around, like stack all of her clothes or label everything with post-its. Put one on the window that says "window" and one on the computer that says "computer". Find his piggy bank and write "143 cents" to it. It will be very confusing.
- Be innocent. If he tries to hit you or makes you run away, tell your parents that you just asked him a question and he started hitting you.
Step 2. Make annoying sounds
Wait until your brother is busy doing something else, like trying to solve a complex game, talking to a girl, or doing his homework. That's the right time to strike. Make funny noises with your mouth, armpits or with your toys. Make a big racket.
Make sure your parents are in another room so you can stop making noise before you get in trouble
Step 3. Hide his things
Hide his phone, keys, homework, or any object that is important to him. Make sure he can't find it easily by putting it in a box in the attic or somewhere unusual in the garage.
- If you try this prank, be careful not to leave incriminating evidence in your room. Use your wits and don't hide things under your pillow. When your brother finds the object you can always pretend nothing has happened and no one will be able to prove that it was you who hid it.
- You can also admit your guilt while your brother is looking for the hidden object. You can say, "Oh, do you need the phone? I know where it is. Take me to the comic store and I'll tell you."
Step 4. Disconnect the internet connection when using it
Find your home router, if you have one, and locate the "reset" button. When your brother is busy talking to girls over the internet, keep resetting the router and you'll annoy him a lot.
If you don't know where the router is, ask your parents to show it to you, because you're curious. Don't make it clear that you are thinking of a joke. Just say "How does the internet work? Can you show me?". They will be positively impressed
Step 5. Try to spy on it
If you want to hit your older brother, invade his privacy. If he doesn't like intrusions into his computer, phone and room at all, start invading his space as much as possible. Bother him with small gestures that will drive him crazy.
- Try deleting the contents of his phone. Delete their contacts or change the names of people in the address book. Find his best friend and give him the name "Stupid Foot Sniff".
- Try logging into his Facebook account and post embarrassing posts, change his profile photo, or write stupid comments on his friends' posts.
Step 6. Wake him up very early
If your brother has been out late the night before, wake him up to blaring rock music, like Linkin Park or AC / DC, or a battle scene from The Lord of the Rings. Do it in his room, on Saturdays at 6 in the morning. You will annoy him instantly.
If he uses an alarm, set it two hours earlier than he normally wakes up. Nobody should wake up at 4 am … except your big brother
Step 7. Don't always try to annoy him
Even if it doesn't often seem that way, you are lucky to have a sibling and will probably get along much better in the future. Teasing him, however awful he may be to you, is a rather immature attitude and can get both of you in trouble. Try to get along as much as possible.
