Do your friends denigrate your masculinity every time you can't gobble beer in one gulp? Do you need to prove your manhood by drinking it faster than your mates? Read on to find out ways to humiliate your friends and recover your reputation.
Steps
Method 1 of 5: Drink from a mug or goblet
Step 1. Let the beer warm up a bit
This is useful if the beer is not frozen (it can cause severe pain in the head, also called the "ice cream migraine"); however, it shouldn't be too hot either, or you'll end up with a foam-filled stomach.
Step 2. Let the beer foam if you pour it, then wait for the bubbles to subside
It is necessary to eliminate as many bubbles as possible so that it is easier to drink the beer quickly. While waiting, the beer will warm up a bit (see previous step).
Step 3. Just before drinking, tap the bottom of the mug on the table to release even more carbon dioxide
Step 4. Tilt your head back slightly
Open your throat and take half a breath just before drinking and pour the beer quickly down your throat. Swallow just before the beer is in your throat and let gravity do the rest. In practice, the beer must be poured down the throat without swallowing.
Method 2 of 5: Shotgun
Step 1. Make a hole in the bottom of the can with a knife, screwdriver or any small pointed object so that the beer doesn't splash everywhere
So you will get a fast and continuous flow.
Step 2. Bend over and put your mouth over the hole
Step 3. With one quick motion, stand up straight and open the can
Step 4. Throw away the can with exuberance when done
Method 3 of 5: Carburetor
Step 1. Instead of piercing the can in the bottom, make the hole at the top just below the opening
Step 2. Put your finger over the hole (the carburetor)
Step 3. Open the beer and start drinking normally
Step 4. Open the throat wide and remove your finger from the hole
This way you can empty the can in less than 4 seconds.
Method 4 of 5: With a Straw
Step 1. Open the beer bottle as usual
Step 2. Insert a straw with the end bent at 90 ° so that the shorter part comes out of the bottle
Step 3. Put your mouth over the opening holding the straw in place with your hand
Step 4. Tilt your head back
Step 5. Open your throat and pour all the beer into it
The straw allows air to enter the bottle. With this technique the beer does not drip and you can empty a 330ml bottle in 10 seconds.
Method 5 of 5: The Frisbee
Frisbee players often participate in the traditional competition of drinking beer from an upside-down puck. If you manage to do this you will be crowned king of the beer gulpers. Even though a 175g frisbee can hold 5 beers, players often stop at 3 330ml beers.
Step 1. Pour the beer slowly and carefully into the Frisbee disc
Try to make as few bubbles as possible. Use all the tricks you know to create less foam on the surface.
Step 2. Lift the disc towards your mouth
Step 3. Tilt the disc and start drinking
Step 4. Stop to digest
Even the most experienced beer drinkers need a break to get rid of the gas. Halfway through, or immediately after, you have to let all the carbon dioxide out of the belly. Take a couple of seconds to regroup and finish in style.
Step 5. Finished
Advice
- Use common sense. Don't gobble up beer if you're too full / drunk, or you'll throw up. Too many beers drunk in one gulp in succession will have the same effect.
- Practice with water. Your "training" will be more effective if you are not drunk.
- Crush the can. If you are drinking from the can all in one gulp, squeeze it from the bottom to the front as if it were a tube of toothpaste. This will push the beer out of the can towards your mouth with a faster flow.
- Know that you may experience uncontrollable side effects if you drink too much.
Warnings
- Always drink responsibly.
- Remember that drinking alcohol when you are pregnant causes big birth defects for your baby and you should never do that.
- Don't drive if you've been drinking. Call a cab or, when in a group, pick a friend who stays sober to bring everyone home.
