Do you want to be like your favorite character from The Big Bang Theory show? All you will need is the desire to be Sheldon Cooper and have an impenetrable expression.
Steps
Part 1 of 3: Doing Activities Sheldon Likes
Step 1. Read the comics
Try to get as many comics as possible. Classics, like Superman, are fine; Sheldon is a fan of The Flash and Batman. If you can, get (and wear) their costumes too.
Look for early editions of the comics and keep them in perfect condition. Also be sure to put on lots of airs for your collection
Step 2. Become an expert in science, especially physics
Study String Theory and other theories of physics. Make sure you are able to explain them to anyone who asks and defend your theories. Fill your shelves with science books (and read them). He constantly watches documentaries on any scientific subject.
Step 3. Become a video game fanatic
Gather other fanatic friends and form a group. You can create a bowling club with the Wii and a group in Rock Band. Create a routine and organize evenings for each activity; for example, Thursday night: Halo Night; Friday night: Wii Tennis Night.
Step 4. Learn several languages (Sheldon knows many)
You can even learn sci-fi languages, such as Klingon.
Step 5. Get as interested in any geeky activity as possible, like watching Star Trek, Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica, etc
Part 2 of 3: Behaving Like Sheldon
Step 1. Take everything people say seriously
Act like you don't understand sarcasm.
You say 'Bazinga' when you make a joke. But don't overdo the jokes
Step 2. Become faithful to your daily routine to the point of not being able to change it for any reason
Also, make a calendar that explains your routine so that other people know about it too. Hang it where people will see it.
Step 3. Organize everything you own
Sort everything alphabetically, by color or by size; also make sure that both you and other people put everything back in exactly the same way. Arrange cereal packages according to their fiber content.
Step 4. Never use public transport
Buses proliferate with diseases and germs, like trains and planes. However, remember that Sheldon is obsessed with trains.
Step 5. Try to always eat the same food every time you eat out or order take-out
Sheldon loves being repetitive (he has Indian, Chinese, etc. nights).
Step 6. Find your favorite seat and always sit there
Explain (make up) why that seat is perfect and why you absolutely can't sit anywhere else. Act as if you feel very uncomfortable if you are forced to sit elsewhere.
- Use the sanitizing gel whenever you can.
- Don't shake hands with anyone.
Step 7. Become a misophobe
Wash your hands as often as possible. Always carry hand sanitizer with you and pretend to be annoyed when someone is allegedly passing germs to you.
Step 8. Make scientific jokes
Sheldon loves nerdy jokes. Think of science jokes that are fun and quirky at the same time.
Step 9. Commemorate some key days and events
Look for information on the internet. Also prepare an explanation for the occurrences. Sheldon never misses the opportunity to tell interesting and funny anecdotes that come to mind.
Step 10. Act like you are intellectually superior to everyone
Get the highest grades in school and read a lot.
Part 3 of 3: Interacting with Others
Step 1. Never hug anyone and avoid physical contact with others
Be awkward in social settings. Never go to parties unless you have to.
Step 2. Draw up a contract with your roommates if you live with someone
Otherwise, look for a roommate.
Step 3. Draw up a contract with your girlfriend if you are in a stable relationship
Be careful not to annoy your partner too much to the point of ruining the relationship. Preferably find a girl who likes The Big Bang Theory.
Step 4. Knock on the door three times when visiting someone
Repeat the person's name over and over until they open the door for you.
Step 5. Invite your friends to play Dungeons and Dragons and other board games
Order takeaway with specific requests.
Advice
- When someone makes a scientific quote that you know is wrong, correct it immediately.
- Become obsessed with an enemy; Sheldon has many.
- Learn some Sheldon quotes; if someone says you are crazy, answer: "I'm not crazy, my mother made me visit".
- Buy action figures and never take them out of the box.
- Watch all episodes of The Big Bang Theory and buy DVDs. Take notes as you watch them.
- Dress like Sheldon: Wear long-sleeved shirts under a t-shirt.
Warnings
- Never drink alcohol, do not take drugs, do not swear and do not make exceptions.
- Avoid caffeine.
