We Italians often forget that being able to attend school and receive an education is a privilege we enjoy, but sometimes a break is really necessary! By reading this article, you will find some ways to get yourself sent home from school for a day that you will need just to get some time off.
Steps
Method 1 of 6: Nose Blood Loss
Step 1. Mix a little water with some red food coloring and a little starch
Using ketchup could to seem a good idea to simulate a nosebleed, but if your teacher falls for it, he would probably do well to change jobs.
Method 2 of 6: Looking Pale
Step 1. Use face powder, cornstarch or flour mixed with very little water
Step 2. Act like you are sick
If you do it right, it should work. You have to be gods experienced actors to be able to perform this trick to perfection to make it work.
Method 3 of 6: My Eye
Step 1. Do it yourself
The only way to make someone believe that something has entered your eye in a way credible is to put your fingers in your eyes, but it would hurt yourself a lot, so try to come up with some tricks!
Step 2. Use watercolors (purples and blues serve the purpose particularly well) with a few glitter to paint the victim's eyelid
Step 3. Put glitter on your eyelid before you start and smudge your finger with watercolors if you're going to do it in class
Method 4 of 6: Cut yourself with Something
Step 1. Pretend you have cut yourself with the tip of a pen or sharpener
The cut shouldn't feel too deep, but not so small that no blood should leak out.
Step 2. Use the blood substitute discussed earlier if dry watercolors aren't for you
This trick is difficult to perform. Your teacher will want to check the wound to make sure it's not ketchup. Fortunately you you will not use it. While they probably won't send you home, at least it will get you ten minutes in peace.
Method 5 of 6: Pretend to be stunned
Step 1. Before going to the infirmary, turn around on yourself several times
Just enough to make you dizzy.
Step 2. The nurse will think you have something wrong
Step 3. Start complaining that you feel lightheaded
Ask that they make you lie down.
Step 4. After that, pretend to pass out on the infirmary bed
Method 6 of 6: Return Home Sick
Step 1. When you go to the bathroom, go to the water dispenser and put some in your mouth without drinking it
Step 2. Enter a clean cubicle in the bathroom
Step 3. Pretend to throw up by opening your mouth over the toilet
Step 4. Wait three seconds and pull the chain
Step 5. Go out and tell everyone you threw up
Try not to laugh, but pretend you are having a hard time swallowing.
Step 6. Inform the teacher and try to look sick
Step 7. Once you get home, continue pretending to be sick
Warning: before carrying out this procedure, look for How to pretend to be sick so as not to go to school to learn how to simulate sontomes.
Advice
- Be careful pretending to be sick. Sometimes, if someone examines you closely, they may find you right away.
- Before you do this, try to win the trust of your teachers by being a good boy at school. If you are the type who often ends up in detention and you try to pretend to be sick, not only will they laugh at you, but they will send you back to your desk thinking you are a whiner. Try to be credible!
- Only do this if you have never done this before and if they haven't sent you home recently (whether it was a real emergency or not!), Because there is a limit to the number of times you can be seriously ill in a single only week.
- Don't turn on yourself too many times. The nurse would end up thinking that you are drunk.
- Be careful when you pretend to pass out.
- "Looking pale" is a method you might combine with dizziness or vomiting. If you feel "lightheaded", you may be pale and feel the need to vomit; so he "vomits" into a bucket, but be careful when you pretend to "faint".
