Are you angry with your brother or sister? Do you want to take revenge, but without getting into trouble with your parents? There is no better way to annoy your siblings than an innocent joke. Trick them into eating something weird, disrupt their morning routine, or make them horrified with disgust. Bonus points if you manage to film the joke!
Steps
Method 1 of 3: Classic Jokes
Step 1. Sprinkle your brother with water
Find a flexible plastic bottle, open it and fill it with cold water. Get your brother to look inside the bottle with deception, and when he does, squeeze it quickly. The water will splash out of the bottle and onto his face.
- To get him to look into the bottle, tell him you used it to trap a spider. This should prompt him to take a closer look.
- Alternatively, tell him that you will show him a game of magic. To begin with, he has to look into the bottle.
Step 2. Sprinkle fake mucus on your brother
Keep your hand in a bowl and fill it with water. Approach your brother without being seen, then throw water in his face as you sneeze at full volume. He'll think the liquid that hit him is your mucus!
This joke is most effective if your brother isn't looking at you. If not, he'll see that you just threw some water at him
Step 3. Coat your pens and pencils with clear nail polish
Find your brother's favorite pencils, then cover the tips with clear nail polish. Let the nail polish dry for about 5 minutes, then put the pencils back. When he tries to use them, he won't be able to write.
To remove the nail polish, dip the pens and pencils in acetone
Step 4. Change the language of your phone
Enter your brother's device and find the settings button (its location varies according to the type of mobile). If you can't find it, use the search feature. Once the settings menu opens, search for "Language". Select one other than Italian and your brother will certainly be frustrated when he tries to use his phone.
If you don't know your brother's phone password, get it as soon as he's done using it or ask him if you can make a phone call
Method 2 of 3: Morning Jokes
Step 1. Glue the cap of the deodorant
For this joke, you need a deodorant and some quick-setting glue. First open the deodorant, then apply the glue along the entire edge of the cap. Quickly replace the lid; after a few seconds the glue will take effect and it will be impossible to open it again.
If glue sticks to your fingers, use acetone to remove it
Step 2. Make an unusable soap
Find a bar of soap and clear nail polish. Coat the soap with a generous couple of coats of nail polish. Let it dry for 5-10 minutes between one coat and the next. After 3-4 passes, the soap will be completely sealed inside the nail polish and when someone tries to use it, it will not produce any foam.
This technique is most effective with newly purchased bars of soap. Those already used are softer and more difficult to coat
Step 3. Make an unusable shampoo
Find baby oil and your brother's favorite shampoo. Add a couple of tablespoons of oil to the shampoo and mix by shaking the bottle. When your brother uses shampoo, his hair will be even greasier than before the shower.
- Best to play this joke when the shampoo is almost gone, otherwise your parents may be mad at you for wasting an entire bottle of shampoo.
- Baby oil does not damage hair.
Step 4. Hide alarms in his room
Find or purchase two or three alarm clocks and set them to ring at different times before your brother wakes up normally, then hide them in his room. When they start playing, he'll have to get up and look for them before he can go back to sleep.
- For example, if your brother wakes up at 7, set his alarms at 5, 5:30 and 6.
- Don't play this joke before an important day at school, or your brother may show up exhausted.
Method 3 of 3: Trick Them With Food
Step 1. Leave a fake back on the kitchen table
This joke only works if your brother loves pies. Find a new, clean sponge and place it on a plate. Then cover it with icing and decorations. Leave the plate on a table or kitchen counter with a fork. Sooner or later, your brother will not be able to resist and will take a piece!
Don't use an old kitchen sponge. The icing would not adhere to the wet surface and the "cake" would smell bad
Step 2. Freeze a bowl of cereal
Surprise your brother in the morning by freezing his breakfast. Make a bowl of cereal in the evening before bed and put it in the freezer. The next morning, pour a small amount of milk on the frozen cereal to hide the deception. Give the cup to your brother and watch him try to eat it.
This joke doesn't work if your brother doesn't eat cereal. It may turn down your offer and frustrate your efforts
Step 3. Put raisins in her drink
Wait for your brother to make himself a cup of tea or hot chocolate and when he's not looking, put a couple of raisins in the cup. The dried fruit will drop to the bottom of the cup and when your sibling finishes drinking, he will see some small black insect-like shapes floating towards him.
This prank is most effective with hot, opaque drinks, such as coffee, hot chocolate, and tea with milk
Step 4. Play him the "spicy straw" joke
Find an old fast food glass with a lid and straw. Remove the lid leaving the straw in place, then open a small package of hot sauce. Put the end of the straw into the package, which you will lay at the bottom of the cup, before carefully replacing the lid. At this point, offer your brother a sip of your soda. When he pulls on the straw, he will feel the hot sauce coming.
Fill the cup with ice after inserting the straw and the hot sauce package. This way the drink will look authentic
Advice
- Make sure the victim of your joke is the right person.
- Don't spoil an item your brother cares about a lot. If you do, you could get in trouble.
- Don't play a joke on your brother when he's sick, angry, or sad.
