It's Friday night and a friend just gave you something you can smoke. You go to turn on the TV, relax and - WHAT? Anything you can smoke with? Well, don't worry, man. You have come to the right place.
Steps
Step 1. Ask yourself why you need a smoking contraption
Why do humans build them? Well, obviously to have a means by which to burn what is to be burned, and to be able to inhale the smoke.
- The stove. This is the essence of such an instrument. This is what allows you to concentrate the substance to be smoked in one place.
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The ventilation duct. This is what keeps you from getting burned: the smoke passes through it and cools down a little.
Step 2. Make the different contraptions
Now that I have all this information, what do I do with it?
- Bongos. A lot of people prefer them. They cool down the smoke a lot and give you a good effect, without the need for the stove to cool down.
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Pipe. These are usually held in your hand while you are moving. For now, you can make one very quickly!
Step 3. Let's get started
Do you have everything you need to make either of these two items? Look around, your house is a mine!
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With aluminum foil * you can make a disposable pipe
Squeeze a cylinder of foil around a pencil, or whatever else to create the air duct. Don't forget to leave some extra space at the end for the brazier. All you have to do is take out the pencil to obtain the shape of the tube. You have to prevent the smoking substance from passing through it (so it won't burn). Then, squeeze the duct just above the bowl, but make sure you can still smoke through it
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Apples. Natural braziers. A healthy alternative!
All you have to do is remove the pistil and drill a hole there straight from the bottom up, but not all the way. Now make a space near the first hole to act as a relief valve for excess smoke. Make the hole to vacuum from. Find it at an angle of about 90 degrees to the first. Now put the smoking substance on top, cover the vent valve and turn on
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Quills. Is all you got a pen? It sucks, but a lot of us have been through it.
All you have to do is disassemble the pen in order to have only the outer casing. Now you need a filter so you don't inhale the substance you want to smoke. You can use either a little aluminum foil * if you have any, or you can get one from the sink. Yes, there is a filter in every sink if you stick a finger in the tap and take it out. All you have to do now is push the filter into the pen, then put the smoking substance in it and ignite. The pen overheats very quickly, so be careful
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Bongo. Oh, so you wanna get high, huh? You will need a couple of things, but a bongo is the best tool to do this.
- Now go out and get a bottle (a plastic one is fine), a concave bowl (or make a brazier with foil) and a pen (only the outer casing, after having removed the inside). First of all, the brazier. After you get it, you need a filter to place at the bottom, so go to the sink and get the filter, or make one with aluminum foil *. Drill a hole through the bottle cap and push the pen into it (make sure it is stable). Use electrical tape or duct tape to secure it securely. Then, take another photo around the top, put the pen inside (well secured, as before) and fix it with adhesive tape. Now make a hole on the opposite side to act as a relief valve. Done!
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Bonus points if it has style! If you run a tube or something like that from the bowl over the cap to the bottom of the bottle (don't forget to fix it tightly), then you've made a water bongo! All you have to do now is add some water to the bottom!
Step 4. Done
Enjoy tobacco or other legal stuff!
Advice
- Everything should be hermetically sealed all the way from the bowl to the mouth.
- Don't burn plastic or anything else that could be harmful to inhale.
Warnings
- Aluminum foil can cause Alzheimer's and other lung damage.
- Smoking illegal things in your country is very wrong!
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