Showing the butt is an expression that in familiar and colloquial language corresponds better to "showing the buttocks". The most fitting description of this gesture could be the following: expose the buttocks suddenly and publicly as a sign of amusement or little respect.
If it sounds funny to you, of course, realize that this is not an approved gesture of good manners, and doing it at the wrong time or place can cost you some friendships. If you're still convinced you want to do this, then read on to find out how to accomplish your mission.
Steps
Step 1. Find a reason to show your butt
Of course, you could do this because you think it's a funny joke. Well, it's also extremely crude and offensive, so don't show your butt to someone you don't want to insult. Another good thing to remember at this point is to shop around. Is there any person you like nearby or any family member? In that case, it's best to walk away with your pants buttoned up.
Step 2. Make an escape plan
This is an optional step when you are short on time. If you don't have time to figure out which direction to escape, just go to the nearest bush or, if you're in town, behind an alley. If you are in the house, escape through the nearest door.
Step 3. Unbutton your pants
Keep one hand on the flap, so you will be able to lower and raise them as quickly as possible after showing your butt. There is nothing more humiliating than trying to play this prank and then running away, failing to pull his pants up in time. If it happens, it will be a resounding fiasco: you will end up falling to the ground with your pants at your ankles and the joke will backfire, making you the laughing stock of those who will assist.
Step 4. Pull your pants down
Step 5. Lift them up again
The time between these two steps should be kept to a minimum. People they will be you actually try to kick yourself in the butt when you show it. The best way to avoid this is not to give it time. You have approximately a second or so to complete your mission.
Step 6. Button up your pants
Step 7. Escape
If you followed the second step, you will have an escape plan ready at this point. You don't have to get stuck on the spot and argue - there's no time to argue and hope the person you exhibited the nicest part of you doesn't decide to run after you. Therefore, you should try to keep the right distance so that you shoot as fast as possible.
Step 8. Escape
Advice
- If you've ever seen someone on television show their butt in a stadium or sports hall during half the time, the fun is watching the guards try to grab him as he runs in various directions to escape.
- Thoroughness can be boring at times, so it's fun to break free of this limitation and be spontaneous by doing something unconventional.
- Showing your butt is a joke used to surprise people suddenly. It all happens in the blink of an eye. Make sure you get away quickly so you don't get caught.
- Before doing so, it is recommended that you check how strict the local police are on indecent acts. Often, this gesture is deemed illegal.
- Quickly run away after showing someone your butt. Consider that it is not a question of being chased or not, but the beauty lies in the simple gesture of running away which is added to the insult. Other than that, if the person intends to catch you, run away quickly. Whether your victim is chasing you or not, running away adds an indispensable ingredient to the insult and running will give you an edge over her.
- Curiosity from overseas: According to the Washington Post, an American judge from Montgomery ruled that, while not in good taste, showing someone's butt is not illegal.
- Show your butt while in the car. It's fun and everyone can laugh without knowing it's you. Sit in the passenger seat and show your seat with the window open. It is an experience that almost every teenager has enjoyed doing at least once, if not more often, and it is completely harmless.
Warnings
- Your victims may develop a hate or love towards you, so be aware of the reactions.
- Remember that this joke is a joke, not a sexual one, so make sure it's funny. Don't expose your merchandise to the world to make sure everyone laughs.
- This joke doesn't necessarily make people angry. It can be fun for some victims.
