Faking pregnancy symptoms can be difficult. During gestation, a woman's body goes through a whole host of changes that are difficult to simulate. Either way, with careful planning, you can credibly reproduce a pregnancy.
Steps
Part 1 of 4: Fake the Test
Step 1. Try to buy a fake test
The easiest way to fake pregnancy is just this. You can find bogus tests online or in a shop that sells prank items. It is specifically designed to always give a positive result.
- The only downside to buying a fake test is that someone may ask you to repeat it to confirm the result. You should buy more than one, so that if they ask you, you can simply use another one.
- You may be able to find it on eBay. If someone gives you a real test, try to keep the fake one in your pocket. Change it when you are in the bathroom.
Step 2. Try using a carbonated drink
It is not always possible to use a mock test. A friend, relative or your boyfriend may accompany you to do this. In some cases, you can use a fizzy drink, such as Pepsi or Coke, to get a positive sign on the pregnancy test. In any case, remember that this method is not foolproof. If you can, hide a can or bottle in the bathroom before you go for the real test.
With a real test, the pregnancy hormone is detected in the urine. Certain properties of carbonated drinks are similar to this hormone. Dipping the test stick in a soft drink can give a positive result
Step 3. Avoid using bogus medical documents
If you don't know how to use a pregnancy test, you may be tempted to show a fake ID. First, hardly a doctor or gynecologist will help you to do this. Secondly, counterfeiting is a crime. A document stating that you are pregnant is a forgery. This route is not recommended, as it could lead to legal repercussions.
Part 2 of 4: Simulate the First Quarter
Step 1. Pretend nausea and vomiting, two classic symptoms that occur during the first stage of pregnancy
In particular, they tend to occur between the sixth and twelfth week of gestation. Since more than half of pregnant women experience morning sickness, try to simulate these symptoms.
- Women who suffer from morning sickness soothe them in several ways. Many drink ginger or lemon tea, eat small meals throughout the day, drink soda water, and sip small amounts of water frequently to avoid dehydration. Engaging in these behaviors can persuade others that you are nauseous from pregnancy.
- Some smells tend to trigger nausea. If they are particularly strong, pregnant women often open their windows or turn on a fan in order to find some relief. To make it look like you're nauseous, try complaining and do something about it.
- You can also pretend to have episodes of nausea throughout the day. Apologize and run to the bathroom. You can pour a drink down the toilet to make it look like you're throwing up. Before you leave the bathroom, splash some water on your forehead. It will look like you have been sweating from exertion.
Step 2. Urinate often
Frequent urination is quite common in the first few weeks of pregnancy. If you want to fake it successfully, take steps to urinate multiple times.
- Certain types of fruit make you urinate more often. Eat lots of citrus fruits, but also pineapple, blueberries, tomatoes, prunes, bananas, grapes, and apples. Vegetables such as onions can also stimulate urination.
- Coffee and tea are diuretics, so they can cause more frequent urination. However, many women monitor the amount of caffeine they consume during pregnancy. Try saying that the coffee is decaffeinated.
- Carbonated drinks tend to increase the frequency of urination. Drinking a glass of soda water or ginger ale can also make you think you're nauseous, helping you simulate another pregnancy symptom.
Step 3. Increase your breast size
The chest often gets bigger during pregnancy. It can be one of the most obvious initial symptoms. Take steps to make your breasts appear larger.
- You can buy many products, such as water bras or push-ups, to make your breasts look bigger. Either way, you don't have to zoom in all at once. You could try filling it gradually with socks or handkerchiefs until it reaches the size given by a push-up.
- You can also make simple changes to your bra rather than buying new products. For example, wearing two bras can enlarge the chest. Twisting the central part of the bra (the one between the cups) can also bring the breasts closer together, making them appear larger.
Step 4. Pretend to have gynecologist appointments
During the early stage of pregnancy, pregnant women have to go to the gynecologist frequently for checkups. It's pretty easy to fake a visit. Just say that you will be late to a meeting or other event due to a doctor's appointment. Please arrive 10-15 minutes after the scheduled time. If it is mandatory to carry a certificate in the place where you work, remember that counterfeiting it could have bad consequences. It would be best to mention the office visits and explain that you have them scheduled on your days off.
Part 3 of 4: Moving to the Second Quarter
Step 1. Try to look fat
As pregnancy progresses, women begin to gain weight. The number of pounds varies, but you need to start altering your clothing to give the impression that you are trying to hide your overweight.
Prefer dresses with horizontal stripes and that expand in width. Look for wide-legged pants and brightly colored clothing. Dark ones, like black, tend to slim down, while a color like yellow or white can create the illusion that you've put on a few pounds
Step 2. Pretend to be exhausted
During the second trimester, fatigue is a very common symptom. Complain frequently. Take multiple naps throughout the day. This will help you convince others. If you have trouble falling asleep in the morning or afternoon, try lying down for about 30 minutes with your eyes closed.
Step 3. Change your makeup
Pregnant women sometimes have brown spots on their face. This is usually due to an increased production of melanin, which causes the skin to darken. Try to replace your usual makeup with slightly darker products. This may suggest that you are trying to hide some imperfections caused by pregnancy.
Step 4. Complain about various pains
Pregnant women may have back pain during the second trimester. They also often have headaches. To make pregnancy seem more authentic, try simulating these annoyances.
- Back pain and headache are quite easy to simulate because they have no external manifestations. You can massage your back or just say you have a migraine. You may start lying down and getting more rest to make it seem like these symptoms are fatiguing you.
- Remember not to overdo it. Many women experience pain during the second trimester, but for many, this is the simplest stage of pregnancy. You don't have to constantly complain about pain to be convincing.
Step 5. Try to pretend you have a baby bump
The time when it starts to be noticed varies from woman to woman. In any case, almost everyone expects it to start to be more noticeable during the second quarter. Try to create a compelling one.
- Go gradually. If you have a flat stomach and you get it bigger overnight, you will arouse suspicion. Start putting some padding under your clothes, gradually adding more layers. You can tuck old shirts and socks under a tank top, and then add layers according to the size you want to achieve.
- Many websites and shops sell fake bellies. They are versatile, adapt to various body types and are manufactured with different materials. You can try to buy one at the beginning of the second trimester and gradually enlarge your belly until you can wear it.
Part 4 of 4: Continue Simulating Symptoms
Step 1. Keep increasing the size of your breasts and belly
During the third quarter, both will continue to rise. To fake the last stage of pregnancy, it is necessary to enlarge these parts of the body.
- The breasts will continue to grow during the third trimester. It will also be more sore. Gradually increase the size using one of the methods described above. You should also complain of soreness from time to time.
- Keep growing your belly. Layer more clothes on top and gradually add more padding. It may be necessary to buy several fake bellies of varying sizes, and then gradually increase the belly as the "pregnancy" progresses.
Step 2. Try to look tired
Pregnant women tend to feel exhausted towards the end of their pregnancy. Add this symptom. Explain that you need to lie down and rest. During business meetings and social events, he claims to be in pieces. Try to sleep, or pretend to, more often.
Step 3. Look for an exit strategy
You can't fake pregnancy forever. Sooner or later you will have to admit the sham or fake an abortion. Both of these paths are inconvenient and can have negative consequences. A fake pregnancy is risky and may not be a good decision. It could damage your relationship with other people. If you used this excuse to get rid of professional obligations, you risk losing your job. Before making this choice, seriously consider the consequences. It might not be worth it.
Advice
- Try other classic pregnancy symptoms, such as cravings (eat pickled gherkins accompanied by ice cream topped with hot sauce) and nest syndrome (clean everything, all the time). If you want, try to have mood swings, which can be quite funny.
- Curl your back more to make your baby bump more prominent. Imitate the movements of pregnant women.
