Has it ever happened to you that that strange kid from math class comes to talk to you at a party and you don't know how to get out of it? Being totally drunk is an absolutely safe way to avoid any conversation and any other uncomfortable situation that may come to your mind!
Steps
Step 1. What drunks do is try to be sober
Identify what effects of alcohol affect you and try to act sober.
Step 2. Launch random cursing
You probably know some interesting ones. Surely they are the ones that work best, particularly if addressed to one of the harmless present.
Step 3. Make your eyes cloud slightly and roll them a little
Behave as casually as a stunned Rastafarian.
Step 4. When partygoers tell you you're drunk, deny it completely
Step 5. Exaggerate physical contact
You're at a party, it's totally acceptable to hug anyone, even if you've never talked to them before!
Step 6. Speak in a relaxed tone, you will show that you are feeling a little slowed down (one of the many effects of alcohol)
If you can, lean on someone's shoulder and relax, showing that you're having fun.
Step 7. Don't exaggerate the effect of a hangover, or you may fall even if you don't want to fall
Step 8. Find a chair and collapse on it, letting one hand fall between your legs and the other on your thigh, preferably with your thumb at 90 ° to the other hand
Look eagerly at whatever passes in front of you, with your tongue hanging out of your mouth. Every now and then you make a moan. Each party has its own somewhat perverse "regular visitor".
Step 9. You lose your balance completely
Imagine that each wall pulls you towards it.
Step 10. Find some stairs and lie down on them
Stairs are a magnet for lost hangover.
Step 11. And finally, if you unfortunately find yourself in a conversation, remember these rules:
think of three adjectives and look around for the first object you see inside the room; point it out and describe it to the person you are talking to using the three adjectives and mulling over the other words.
Advice
- Stay within certain limits or you will be made fun of by everyone.
- Bursts out laughing at random so people will think you're drunk.
- If you play the role of the pervert, focus on men's chests; if you are a man, focus your attention on the belly.
Warnings
- Don't insult people by touching them in personal areas, even if you're playing the role of the pervert! You could get in trouble.
- Don't be totally drunk and don't be aggressive with anyone. If you do, a party member could call the police and you could get in trouble.
- Make sure you keep the staging, because if people find out that you are not drunk they will laugh at you.
- Never say "Oh my God, I'm so drunk". A drunkard does not admit his own intoxication.
