First, to set the record straight, you can skip step one and don't have to wait until it's night. You can just wait until nobody is home, or everyone is sleeping or doing something else. Make sure there is a near-zero chance of being discovered before you start smoking. Read on for more helpful tips.
Steps
Step 1. Wait until it is night
Because? If you pretend to go to bed, your parents are less likely to disturb you, and they won't enter your room until at least the next day.
Step 2. Get a blanket
Place it in the space between the door and the floor. In this way the smoke will not leave the room and invade the rest of the house. Remember, non-smokers feel it. ALSO, make sure the blanket doesn't come out from under the door, or it will be obvious that you are hiding something. DON'T FORGET TO LOCK THE KEY DOOR!
Step 3. Open a window
In this way the smoke will be able to escape and you will change the air. Note that the air does not come out immediately, so it will take a few tens of minutes, depending on how long you open the window.
Step 4. Give it a "pre-spray"
Spray some air freshener in the room. It covers the smoke more easily, and makes it harder to hear it in the room.
Step 5. Get another blanket
Sit on the floor. Make sure the blanket is large enough to cover you, a lamp, and part of the floor. Before you do this, turn off the lights (it's even more fun).
Step 6. Turn on a TV or fan
Just to make a little more noise.
Step 7. Get a piece of fabric
This way when you inhale and exhale, you do it in the fabric to absorb the smoke (it can be a shirt, a towel or a plushie).
Step 8. Hide the cigarettes and the lighter
Not in the closet or desk. Too obvious. As soon as your parents suspect you are smoking, they will be the first places they will look. Instead, make a crack in an old stuffed animal and put everything there, or in the bed frame.
Step 9. Spray again
Spray the deodorant on the blanket you sat under, in the hiding place, in the corners of the room, on yourself. Spray in the center of the room, around the door, on the fabric you breathed through.
Step 10. Use some incense
It will cover the smell And the smoke from the incense will mix with that from the cigarette, so in case your parents want to enter, they may think that this is the cause.
Advice
- If your parents ask why the door was closed, tell them you were changing or moving furniture.
- Don't forget to lock the door; if you don't have a lock, put a chair or something heavy in front of it.
