"Making money rain" means holding a bundle of banknotes in one hand and using the fingers of the other hand to remove them one at a time very quickly, and / or throw small sums of money towards parking attendants, doormen, dancers and in some clubs low alloy. The banknotes float in the air, simulating the effect of a rain of money. This is usually done with small bills to make a splash. Is it Monday morning, are you on vacation, or do you just want to? Fantastic. It's time to rain money.
Part 1 of 2: Traditionally
Step 1. Get some bills
Unfortunately, "making money rain" does not mean invoking the rain gods to obtain bills from the clouds. You will need to raise money yourself. So get a job, help your neighbors and get what you earn. If necessary, go to the bank and ask for your money to be exchanged for 5 euro bills. The more bills you have, the better. You want a downpour, not a drizzle.
While you are at the bank, check that the bills (you can also ask for 10 or 20 euro denominations, if you prefer) do not tend to stick together. Sometimes new and unused banknotes can stick together. If necessary, ask for them to be changed. The counter clerk shouldn't ask you too many questions
Step 2. Hold the bills in your hand so that they stack neatly
You have to hold them with your non-dominant hand and make it rain with the other. Make sure you have a good grip on the whole bundle so you don't lose any bills.
Don't hold more money in your hand than you are capable of. If the bundle sticks out too far beyond your fingertips, things could get complicated (and someone could even steal all your money). Always keep the other banknotes close to you; interrupting the rain makes the effect less interesting
Step 3. Detach the bills with a motion that resembles the "stop" signal used in blackjack
You have to place the tip of four fingers (excluding thumb) on the bundle of banknotes, and move them away from you. The "I stop" signal also resembles the gesture to indicate "enough", but with only a forward movement.
Try to move as fast as possible, but keep the speed constant. Move the hand holding the bundle left and right, making money rain all around you. You can also walk, leaving behind a trail of bills
Step 4. Keep an arrogant and carefree expression while you shower money
When Kanye West rains money, no one is flabbergasted. If Honey Boo Boo tried to rain money, someone would raise their eyebrows (okay, maybe not). But the meaning remains the same: behave as if it were a normal Tuesday afternoon, and the ground on which you rain money was not worthy of being trampled by you, let alone by your money.
Do you need a place to start? Try wikiHow's How to Think and Act Like a Don Juan guide. Your face should say "I couldn't care less" and at the same time "thank me, suckers!"
Part 2 of 2: Using Creativity
Step 1. Use a fan
Do you know what can spread bills all over the room and still do it much more efficiently than your hands? A giant fan. Set it to maximum speed and make sure that it has enough space in front of it to be able to put your bundle of bills. Operate the switch when the fan is disconnected from the power. This way when you plug in you can be in front now when it turns on; prepare to receive a shower of floating bills.
Step 2. Rain money on other people
Sure, you could make it rain on yourself. You could run around the room throwing bills on the bed as a ritual before going to sleep and then lie down comfortably on your pile of money. Or - OR - you could grab your nice bundle of bills and spice up a party, a date with a friend, or a dinner with your parents. The possibilities are endless!
It may be preferable to coordinate everything with the other people involved. Spilling money on them could lead them to try to grab the banknotes or to think that you are a greedy materialist. Besides, who knows? Maybe they might decide to help you create rain - it could be called a flood of money
Step 3. Drop the bills from a helicopter
Aim high or forget it, right? If you have to make money rain, then you might as well really make it rain. If you don't have access to a helicopter, find an elevated location from which you can drop the bills. A roof, the Eiffel Tower, a mountain - get ready to get in the newspaper though!
For the record: if you do this, you won't get your money back. The wind can be very, very cruel
Step 4. Consider it a charity
Who said you have to make it rain money inside your house or in the open air in the middle of nature? Go to a bar and start with the rain! Or forget about the bars where everyone can afford a cappuccino, and make it rain money in a shelter for the homeless, or in a supermarket. Isn't that a good way to help the community?
And then watch the others as they look around, wondering who will make the first move. How long do you think it will take? At first they'll all think it's fake money - but what happens when someone realizes you're raining real bills?
Step 5. Or… collect everything
After all, who is it that has thousands of euros to give to strangers? But know that if you decide to make money rain in a Burger King you will have to fight a lot to be able to get all your money back. Whoever finds holds, whoever loses cries, don't you think? So maybe you should stay in your living room, in your tub, or at most in your garden. How much are you willing to risk?
If you want to be genuine, you need to raise the money as discreetly as possible. And be careful! Crumpled banknotes do not slide out as easily as flat ones. Once you've collected them all, try to smooth them out before using them again
- After you rain money, collect it while no one sees you. Unlike the product of the Earth's water cycle, our rain is a finite resource.
- You need to know who's around you while you're raining money! Some may not appreciate such a display of wealth.