Do you like doing things randomly or acting bizarre? Maybe you are tired of being like everyone else, and you want to be unique. Here are some ideas for getting weird.
Steps
Step 1. Don't be what you are not, say everything that comes into your head
If you copy another person you may be labeled as an emulator or script.
Step 2. You must immediately stop worrying about what others think
Stop worrying about your image. Be seen shouting in public, or hopping carefree in the street. Your reputation doesn't matter anymore, you're a weirdo now.
Step 3. If you are known to be normal or very conservative, stop reading this article unless you are totally determined to change your lifestyle
Step 4. Invent words, places and traditions
Come up with a holiday, and give it a funny name, then when the day comes, dress up. For example, pretend there is a holiday called International Puppet Day. Get lots of puppets, and use them to reconstruct scenes from famous movies, TV series or comics!
Step 5. When Halloween comes, dress up as a weird character
Like a Jedi warrior, or someone famous for being stupid. There are loads of them out there!
Step 6. Bump into random people on the streets and say things like:
“Hey, Grandma! I haven't seen you in years!”While you smile, or like,“Oh my God! Are you okay?”, Even when he is clearly healthy and has no problems.
Step 7. Swing the timbre and pitch of your voice as you speak
Step 8. Get a catchphrase
Create something that no one has ever used before, something out of the ordinary. But don't say it too often, people tend to get annoyed very easily.
Step 9. Say random things, like famous phrases or news
Step 10. Say the obvious
Or say things that should be obvious, but are not for everyone. Or give your helpful opinion on something five minutes late, to show that you are slow but smart.
Step 11. Personify objects
Hug people for 30 seconds for no reason. Pretend your video games are your best friends or have conversations with inanimate objects!
Step 12. React disproportionately
For example, if you see one of those colored springs from the 90s, act as if it were a great discovery. Or act as if you are depressed if you take a bad but small action, such as forgetting to raise your chair before moving it or crumpling a piece of paper. Don't be melancholy though, only do it occasionally.
Step 13. Focus on one funny thing
For example, be extremely polite, scold people when they miss grammar or if they put their elbows on the table, speak in a regional cadence, etc. Mixing up one or more of these things can add to your quirkiness.
Step 14. Develop an obsession, but do it suddenly
For example, for Dora the Explorer or for hot goat's milk. It's not a good idea if you tend to lose interest in things easily. Elements from other cultures can also be useful, such as Confucianism or other philosophies.
Step 15. Report whatever thoughts run through your head
Step 16. Introduce a third opinion into a conversation, just make sure it has nothing to do with what you were saying
Step 17. Once you have successfully developed your quirky character, word about your eccentricity will spread, and even if you behave perfectly normal you will always be seen as a freak
At this point you have reached your goal.
Step 18. Call others by names other than theirs, even using strange names
For example, a friend introduces you to another person, and the first thing you say to him is "Hi Bobo!", Even if you have no idea what his name is, and you keep calling him that. The next day you start calling him differently. See the advice section.
Step 19. Develop a strange taste for food
For example, say: Oh dear! Look, I'm Oreo! How spicy they are, I didn't think they sold them here!”, Or:“These gherkins taste the same as my brother's wallpaper”. Also try to eat foods that others avoid. For example, eat lemon like orange.
Step 20. Pretend you don't know some things
For example, if they ask you "do you want a banana", you answer: "what is a banana?".
Step 21. If the people around you already know that you are a freak, just be yourself
See the tips section for more information.
Step 22. Do something that makes you stand out, like a funny way of walking or barking at all the phone booths you meet
Step 23. Pretend sad about trifles, such as a friend stepping on an ant
Don't be sad for too long, though, a minute or two will be enough to make them laugh.
Step 24. Wear what you want as long as you don't try too hard
Read the tips.
Step 25. Talk to yourself, don't say anything TOO personal and don't always do it, only if someone is ignoring you
Step 26. Use silly acronyms with real words
For example, SCEMO can become Let's Unscrew Fawns And Mount Platypus.
Step 27. Laugh hysterically at random things
For example, you see a pen and start laughing without stopping! How to laugh at everything at random? Just think of something very funny like a pencil with a beard and tutu.
Step 28. Research bizarre material and learn it
For example Charlie the Unicorn, The Lord of the Rings or Star Wars! You are now ready to conquer the world!
Step 29. Behave like crazy in school
Star and follow one of your friends.
Step 30. If your school has lockers, stick pictures on them at random
Step 31. Use sms expressions
Type TVB, XD, LOL, etc.
Step 32. Clothing is one of the main components of being bizarre
Match colors or textures that don't go well together. Dress in an unusual way, wearing fairy wings, witch hats or vampire teeth. Halloween costumes are always a great choice.
Step 33. Always carry a soft toy or a particular object with you
If you lose it you should act like you are heartbroken! 34 Speak with a strange accent, and speak in a mutter.
35 Find a random word you love and use it constantly.
Tell your schoolmates, the cashier, strangers, whoever you want. 36 Passionate about something strange, like collecting polystyrene peanuts and making sculptures, making pots, painting your nose, or writing bad poems about horned hares.
37 Choose a new identity every day (week, or month)
Become Napoleon, the President of the United States, a Prince, an Elf, etc. Remember to think and behave as the character you play would do.
38 Get a weird pet, like a rock, a can of Coke, or a shoe
Always carry him with you and talk to him. 39 Become an expert on weird things, like sofas, things that scare dictators, clouds or toilets.
40 Buy small items in abnormal quantities (rubber, adhesive tape, toilet paper), and distribute them in public places (such as the square).
Try to say something like, "you will need it", "don't go out without your [thing]", or "as my mother always said: Giovannino, the [thing] is an indispensable object! Never go out without taking one with you!”. 41 Ask people if they have seen a rhino, an elephant, etc.
somewhere nearby. Try to appear serious. For an even more bizarre effect you can ask someone if they have seen an animal or something very common in the place where you are. For example, ask if anyone has seen a fish in a pet store. 42 Talk to the bushes, your hand, the wall, the sidewalk, etc.
43 Buy a ladder and always carry it with you.
44 Say words differently!
If you think that the word "I think" should have an i and a z, make it "pienzo", or if "fantastic" should have a softer sound, change it to "fuantasctico". Be creative, and insist that this is how you pronounce that word. 45 Start laughing at random for a few seconds during class, and finish with a couple of coughs.
46 To make an important consideration, use some sound effects.
At least half of what you say should appear nonsense. 47 Invent new words.
Ninja have a beautiful ninjitude, or ninjiosity, for example. Use these words consistently, as if they really exist. If someone tells you that they are not true words, tell them that they are now, and explain why from the point of view of applied linguistics. 48 Be yourself.
49 Don't care what people tell you.
Have no labels, except maybe the weird kind, because no one can think of a better way to describe you. But that's not a bad thing. Being bizarre means having no other labels. 50 Try not to wear what others wear.
Clothing is largely dictated by the etiquette you choose to wear. If people wear tight jeans, wear high-waisted jeans, if others wear checkered pants, use some other funny texture. Combine styles. Look for something superb at a flea market or outlet. 51 Develop a strange taste in food and drink.
52 Develop an obsession.
53 Choose a sound and play it continuously
54 Develop a talent at random, such as clapping with one hand, playing the hands like an ocarina or dilating and narrowing the pupil on command.
Advice
- If someone insults you or tells you that you are weird in an insulting way, act as if they have paid you a beautiful compliment!
- Learn a foreign language and use it in conversation, or sing a song while people talk to you.
- Some people will think that you are trying to be a joker, so be prepared to be criticized for your behavior.
- Try to keep a serious expression when you say something like "watch out for hooded cats wearing 87 carbs on top of apple pies".
- Learn not to laugh at yourself. You can practice with a friend, a parent, a stuffed animal, or with your house rock!
- Real weird people don't need to try, don't try to be someone you're not by acting weird.
- Remember to dress how you want, as long as you don't overdo it.
- If you want to shoot random phrases, think of things like "sacred butterfly wings" or "juicy cats don't wear glasses", etc. If you want to impress your friends with bizarre facts, search the internet first.
- A person doesn't need to be your best friend to be able to share your quirk with him. Choose people at random and entertain them with your ways.
Warnings
- Don't act like this in front of a teacher or other authorities, they could make you go to a therapist.
- Make sure this is undoubtedly the lifestyle you want to follow. It may be difficult to get out of it, becoming more mature and less "bizarre".
- Don't do anything too risky just to be unique!
- Remember, if you are under nine, people may think you are "cute". Others may think: "Poor parents". Make sure you don't embarrass mom / dad / siblings / grandpa / grandma etc. too much.
- Being bizarre is a way of life. Avoid being bizarre if you could get yourself in trouble and if it's not at all appropriate, but other than these moments, bizarre has to be your only way of life.
- Don't imitate real people (friends, relatives, professors, etc.).
- Some of these passages suggest playing a role, even in public, as a result you could end up in a mental health center. A psychotic is different from a bizarre person.
- Remember, some jokes might be annoying, so be careful not to offend people too much. There is a limit to what you can say about someone. Give your thoughts the same voice, you have to say what you think even if you could hurt someone, just try not to be too blunt.
- If you follow the advice in this guide, someone could beat you.
- Do not imitate people who suffer from real disabilities.
- Don't bother people!
- These tips are not recommended for people with professions such as medicine, psychiatrists, those who help people with mental difficulties or those who work with disabled children and adults, teachers, etc.
- If you get offensive, stop. You can be bizarre somewhere else.
- Avoid drooling, it is perceived as creepy, not bizarre.
- Even if you don't act bizarre, people may treat you like you're an idiot.
- Don't be creepy, or people will think you're out of your mind.
