When one thinks of the expression "trophy wife", one imagines the wives of Donald Trump or the various protagonists of the show The Real Housewives. While becoming a woman to show off isn't difficult, it requires attention to detail and a certain level of ambition in order to find and hold onto a wealthy, older man. Read on for tips on how to be the best trophy wife possible.
Steps
Step 1. Don't be the first wife
The women to be exhibited are usually not the ones you are married to for the first time. The first wife relentlessly supports her husband, puts him first and helps him rise to his greatness. By the time he gets the status and the money, she may no longer look as hot as she did at the beginning of the journey. It is at this moment that the trophy wife sneaks in to get what she wants, appearing like a spicy little tamale on a hot day. Essentially, as a woman to be exhibited, you are precisely this man's trophy and his reward for reaching these heights in his life. Some tips and warnings on how to be a second (or third, fourth …) wife:
- Make sure you date an older man who has money and status, not just an older guy trying to support an extravagant life on a fixed income. Marrying a penniless or no-prestige older man directly denies you trophy wife status.
- Consider your age by comparing it to that of his children. In theory, you want his children to live outside his home, because being the stepmother will only detract from the adoration this man has for you (and you definitely don't want him to see you staring down at his children).. If they don't live elsewhere, hire plenty of babysitters to manage them and be very generous about the time they spend at mom's house.
- Check the payments made to the ex-wife. Compare your salary with your alimony and child support allowances. Confirm that the remaining cash will be more than enough to support the luxurious lifestyle you intend to lead.
Step 2. Rename yourself with an exotic name
Some of the most successful trophy wives have a name that no one has ever heard of before or that is extremely uncommon. Nouns that typically involve some mixture of various vowels and consonants or at least those that sound Russian work well. Also, a single word, no surname name is especially charming and mysterious, think Madonna or Kesha.
- Consider the names carefully. You want to be enveloped in an aura of mystery and intrigue, don't give the idea of being a stripper. Avoid names like Bambi, Candi or all those inspired by inanimate objects.
- Make sure you can pronounce the name. Don't rename yourself with a title that you can't pronounce or that prompts you to find yourself constantly changing its pronunciation.
Step 3. Change your age
Older, wealthier men don't want a woman of the same age or over 35. Trophy wives are young, or at least they seem to be. So, if you're under 35, you'll have to manually change your age, whether it's on paper or through your look, maybe both.
- Do not change your driver's license (because it is illegal if you use it every day), but you can create a false identity document, which you can show only when he asks you for confirmation.
- Convince yourself that you are of a certain age. Update your Facebook page to reflect your new date of birth, tell people you are alone (enter age) and shop in the youth departments of stores to get the right look.
Step 4. Get plastic surgery
While going to the gym and eating healthily can help you get the body you need, you don't have time to count calories and do cardio - you need to look sexy right away. The only way to reach the pinnacle of perfection is to visit an extremely expensive plastic surgeon and explore all available options. Areas of the body you might include:
- Otherwise. Obviously. No self-respecting trophy wife brings a poor first. You need breasts that say “I'm hot but, no, I wasn't a stripper”. That's right, the chest is capable of saying all of this. Go for a large size, but not to the point of overdoing it by drawing all the attention to the breasts. The point is to have a prominent A-side, but not too much.
- Go for botox. Women 25 and older can benefit from it, especially around the lip area if they don't currently look like Angelina Jolie's. Plus, getting some preventative pricks could prevent those embarrassing fine lines from appearing before you turn 70. The Botox routine should coincide with other regular maintenance actions, such as waxing, manicuring and hair cutting.
- Liposuction. No powerful man wants a woman with less toned thighs and full of cellulite. Sure, you could try physical activity, but a quick trip to the surgeon will be more efficient for shedding that unsightly fat right away.
- Sit. B-side implants are subjective and should only be considered if you know for certain that this man prefers that body part. If you want to make it bigger, make sure the surgeon makes sure your buttocks are as high as possible so you don't find your lower back at knee height as you age.
Step 5. Get to know the Kardashians
Many classic trophy wives know and are friends with celebrities or reality show stars. Somehow the Kardashians have become the standard and role model in the world of trophy wives, because they have all the connections for the best parties and events. So, if you can make friends with Kris or Kim on duty, you will have a big advantage over the other aspirants.
If you don't live in the US, find other celebrities to team up with
Step 6. Get a great lawyer
Many successful older men, who have already known the pain of divorce, will be ready with a nice pre-nuptial agreement for you to sign. On the off chance that the marriage doesn't work out, you will surely want to come out with a decent return on your investment (ROI). A good divorce attorney will know what to look for in a pre-nuptial agreement in order to turn it in your favor and will be ready to go against your betrothed's attorney.
Step 7. Always be courteous
Being married doesn't mean you need to be any less nice than when dating. On the contrary, it is actually more important, because you are in a serious relationship.
Step 8. Be good in bed
Read, try new moves. It is vital that he knows that you want to satisfy him. A good trophy wife will make her bedroom dreams come true.
Step 9. Don't act like you're a fool
Although you are practically considered a "prize", remember that a trophy wife also has a brain. In fact, the real point behind the realization of a calculated sentimental union in a society that everywhere fills the mouth with the importance of romantic love, you are already well aware of the often unspoken flaws that hide behind a commitment. for life based on love alone, and you instead made the choice to be with a man because you both are satisfied with something concrete in the relationship. You don't have to discuss peace in the Middle East, but don't act like you don't even know what the stock market is. Many men accompanied by a trophy wife are as proud of their IQ as they are of their woman's physical appearance; in fact, this balance is a bonus, not a disadvantage.
Expect to receive provocative comments from those who understand that you have calculated your marriage. Have this person look down and ask if this is their business and what purpose is investigating your moral compass. Or ask her what makes her the judge of relationship happiness
Step 10. Dress right
A trophy wife always has style. Typically, many of these women wear clothing that showcases a few extra inches of skin. Whether it's a short dress or a plunging neckline. If you have a dress that shows nothing, then add a tight belt to define your curves. Accessories of this type highlight the waistline and lift the breasts. The hair matters as much as the outfit. Simple and smooth hair is ideal. Kardashians all have hair that flows like silk, which adds to their trophy wives look. Shoes are almost the most important part of the look. And high heels are inevitable. Bring shoes to close with a strap or those that are open at the front. They sport some skin, which is critical to your appearance, and they are neither unfeminine nor clumsy. Go for the solid color, trying to choose colors that contrast with your outfit, avoid the sparkly ones though. But shoes aren't the only accessory to use. The jewelry is the most important part of evening out your trophy wife look. This is where you can use various diamonds and sparkles. Select expensive and real items, no trinkets. A trophy wife never wears fake jewelry. This only lowers your husband's opinion of you. He may think "Does my wife not have enough money to buy real diamonds?". So, drop by the jeweler and ask him to show you some real gems. He also carries a variety of jewelry. Don't put diamonds on every party, meeting, gathering and picnic! When shopping, buy a little bit of everything. For example, buy a diamond bracelet, a diamond necklace, an amethyst ring and pearl earrings. Then, as you continue shopping, gradually build the entire collection, so you'll always have variety and won't spend too much money in one go.
Advice
- Give your husband a lot of attention: don't always hang around shopping, updating Facebook, sitting at the hairdresser or traveling. Schedule daily opportunities to be with him, such as dinner, parties, night outings, and travel.
- Be extremely accommodating to his family, for better or for worse. In some cases, go ahead and defend them!
- Don't cry if he's being unkind. Give it some space. This way, you get more control and more respect, making you even more of a "trophy".
- Always keep your sense of humor. Try to have the ability to laugh at him and at yourself.
Warnings
- Do not overdo it. Becoming what you are not to win a wealthy man is like collecting sand with a colander. It might work temporarily, but eventually you won't be able to. Be sincere and stick to your values and your sense of wholeness.
- Never spend more money than she has, or you will only impoverish both of you and lose your status as a trophy wife. Be as cautious about savings as he is, only slightly more generous, but still wise, in your purchases.
