School can sometimes create unexpected problems for you and it is often difficult to think of a quick solution. If he is taken by surprise it will not be easy to be able to go home before the end of the lessons. Fortunately, there is a remedy for everything: continue reading this article and find out how.
Steps
Method 1 of 3: The Migraine Technique
Step 1. Complain of a migraine
Tell the infirmary or the janitor, he complains of aches and a throbbing headache, especially on one side. Here are some excuses you can use:
- An intense or very intense headache.
- Your headache seems to get worse especially with movement.
- You are nauseous.
- Light and noise bothers you.
Method 2 of 3: The Vomiting Technique
Step 1. Pretend to throw up
Run to the bathroom without asking permission (no one who really needs to would ever ask "Excuse me, can I go vomit?"), Imitate the sound of the surge but don't overdo it or your interpretation won't be realistic.
Step 2. If you have food with you, chew it and put it in your mouth, pretending it is vomit
Step 3. Go straight to the janitor or the infirmary
Don't go back to class right away: no one who just threw up would run to announce it to others. Talk to the school staff, tell what happened and ask to go home. This method only works if you can be credible, certainly professors and janitors will get suspicious if you pretend to throw up too often. At that point being discovered would be very embarrassing!
Method 3 of 3: The Injury Technique
Step 1. As you walk through the corridors, pretend to slip and fall
But don't seriously get hurt! Let other classmates see you, so that you have witnesses in your favor.
Step 2. Limp back into class
Don't walk too slowly but not too fast. Go at a slower pace than normal.
Step 3. When you are in class, tell the teacher about the fall and pretend to be suffering
Explain that you were in the corridors, you slipped, you hit your knee on the ground and now it hurts so much. Ask to go to the janitor with a painful expression.
Step 4. If the teacher tells you no, ask at least to have some ice for the leg that hurts
Please ask: at that point it is normal for the professor to agree. If the answer is still "no", be frightened of a possible fracture and keep repeating that you cannot bear the pain. At this point the teacher should let you go; if this does not happen, stand up anyway and leave the class with a limp.
Step 5. Whether the teacher has authorized you or not, at this point you find yourself in the corridor outside your classroom
Go to the infirmary still limping, someone might see you.
Step 6. Arriving at the infirmary tells the whole story
You slipped and fell in the corridor hurting your knee and now you are in a lot of pain, so much so that you think you have a fracture. The school staff will probably give you some ice and allow you to call home.
Advice
- In the case of migraines, it is important to pretend to have a headache, even if it is milder, for the whole day.
- In the case of vomiting, pretend to be sick all day.
Warnings
- Don't resort to these tactics unless you really need them. Do not use the injury method too often, it cannot happen more than once a year.
- Do not skip lessons if you will soon have a class test or a question. You may miss out on a lot of useful information for your studies.
- You may be absent while the teacher explains important things.
- If you are missing even a few hours from school, then remember to catch up and ask your classmates if checks have been set or other.
