We've all had to deal with an annoying roommate at one time or another. Here are some tips to remove it from your life.
Steps
Step 1. When on the phone try to scream or speak loudly
It works best if you do it early in the morning.
Step 2. Invite friends who don't like your roommate to the house
Let them sit and chat in the room for hours.
Step 3. Turn up the volume of the music every time you listen to it
Try to do this especially while he is sleeping or studying. Pick a genre of music he hates.
Step 4. Organize frequent meetings with your partner, spend a long time on the sofa in the living room
It is annoying to observe, regardless of his tastes, it will irritate him.
Step 5. Eat his food
Step 6. Leave your clothes on top of hers
Better if it comes to clothes to be washed.
Step 7. Trim your nails on top of his bed without cleaning when you're done
Step 8. Report to the landlord every time the roommate does something that breaks the rules
Step 9. Use his stuff without asking him
Step 10. Interrupt him often with unnecessary questions that annoy him
Step 11. Make a lot of noise in the morning when you're still asleep
Slam the doors, start turning the room upside down to look for something, wake him up to ask him if he knows where an object you are looking for is.
Step 12. Study his schedules and rush to the bathroom 5-10 minutes before the time he takes a shower
If hot water is not always available, take a long shower until it is finished.
Step 13. Stay up late and ask to keep the light on
Step 14. Do not tell him the messages he receives
For example, do not tell him about the calls he has received, if he should let you know, apologize and pretend sorry, do not give him a reason to hate you. Don't show him his mail right away, especially when it comes to unpaid bills. (But keep in mind that it is a crime to conceal, damage or violate the privacy of other people's correspondence. So don't go overboard.)
Step 15. Call him out loud, it will definitely annoy him
Step 16. Stick your nose into his things
Step 17. Laugh and sing often
Step 18. Make the alarm go off repeatedly in the morning, and let a lot of time pass before turning it off
After completing the torture, go back to bed.
Step 19. Fart
And if you really want to overdo it, smell it and be proud of it.
Step 20. Pretend to be your roommate when you answer the phone to a call from his girlfriend
Step 21. Unplug all electrical appliances in the house, computers, chargers, toasters, etc
If he asks why, tell him you are trying to save energy.
Step 22. Lock yourself inside the apartment and do not open the door when your roommate arrives, do not open it even if he does not have the keys and he knows for sure that you are at home
Step 23. Follow the rule of silence
Do not greet him when you enter the house, turn your back on him and completely ignore him if he tries to talk to you. Don't tell him when you are going to go out or do something.
Step 24. Adopt a pet if you know it hates them, preferably a dog that barks frequently
Step 25. Cook mouth-watering dishes and don't let him taste anything, even if you know he's hungry
Step 26. Buy some hamsters and let them play on the wheel
They will certainly make a lot of noise, they are mainly nocturnal animals. Get some earplugs and leave all the annoyance to your roommate!
Advice
- Ask him often to use his stuff.
- Check if there is not always hot water available in your apartment. If the boiler supplies hot water all day then this trick will not work.
- Doing everything you know makes him nervous.
- Do not engage in this behavior for too long, if you understand that you are unable to resolve the situation, try to deal with it directly or look for another apartment yourself.
Warnings
- Hiding or damaging your mail is illegal. You could get yourself in serious trouble.
- Your annoying roommate may speak ill of you with other people who live with you. But if you consider him an idiot you won't care much about his judgment.
- By behaving like this, you too will turn into an "annoying roommate". But this is your purpose, isn't it?
- Keep in mind that if you act like this he could get you kicked out of the house. Try to find a balance to get what you want without going overboard.
