The sparticulo is the perfect joke to play on your nuisance younger brother or your worst enemy. All you need to do is find a way to distract your victim long enough to pull his underpants up as high as you can, causing him to feel uncomfortable between his legs and buttocks. Once you've mastered the basic sparticule, you can add tricks to your repertoire so you can torture your victim in delicious new ways. If you want to know how to make a memorable sparticulo, go to step 1 to get started.
Steps
Part 1 of 2: Making Your Move
Step 1. Choose your victim
Make sure your victim is alone and not looking at you. The sparticulo must be a complete surprise. If it's something you've already done to your victim, chances are he'll be on the lookout for, so you'll need to be even more cautious. If your victim's underpants are clearly visible, then you're in luck!
Step 2. Evaluate your approach
There are two tactics you can choose from. You can silently walk up behind your victim and grab her panties, or you can approach your victim nonchalantly as if you just want to say hello or talk to her, and then take her by surprise by walking around it. While totally surprise sparticulo can be damn fun, so is making friends and then shooting a deadly sparticulo in the middle of the conversation.
If you choose to approach your victim by greeting them, then you can then turn them around pointing at something outside the window, asking them to look for something on the computer, or calling their attention to something across the room
Step 3. Choose your favorite part
There are so many and annoying ways to do a parting, so why stop at the simpler one? Look at the list of all possible sparticles in the next section and choose the one that works best for your victim (best = most annoying / painful). And, let's face it, make sure your victim has at least some sense of humor before proceeding.
Part 2 of 2: Choosing Your Sparticulus
Step 1. Do the classic sparticulo
Grab your victim's panties from the back with both hands and pull them up as high as you can.
Step 2. The frontal part
Grab the victim's panties from the front instead of the back and pull them up as high as you can. This is more difficult than the traditional one as you will have the victim in front of you. However, it will hurt more!
Step 3. The lateral partition
Grab the panties on one side or both sides and pull them up to the victim's armpits.
Step 4. The divider with lifting
Grab the underpants with both hands and lift the person up. After that, you can throw it away or hang it on a hook if you're feeling really bad.
Step 5. The wet part
Lock the victim by squeezing their head with your arm, making sure you have a water pump close at hand. Fill her panties with water and sparticulo.
Step 6. The divider with water balloon
Block the victim by squeezing their head with your arm, making sure you have a water balloon in your hand. Put the water balloon in his underpants and do the sparticulo.
Step 7. The divider with handle
Pick up the victim by his underpants and hang him on a door handle. Remember that your victim needs to be light / young for this to work.
Step 8. The atomic part
Lift your victim's panties off their back as high as you can, so high that they cover their head. This is considered the Mother of all Sparticulus. But make sure your victim doesn't choke!
Warnings
- Some sparticulo can be dangerous.
- In some areas, the sparticulo can be seen as sexual harassment if caught in the act. And it is considered a "brutal" action everywhere.
- These things HARM! Unless it is a classic sparticulo and you are really a sucker at doing it. If you do this to a guy, you could damage his testicles.
