If you are an FTM transgender (woman to man) or a girl who just wants to pee standing up, this device can help you. There are many products on the market, but you can make an artisanal one; whatever you choose, be sure to keep the device clean and start practicing at home before trying it in other environments.
Steps
Method 1 of 4: with the Coffee Can Cap
Step 1. Get a plastic cap
You can make a home device for urinating without too much difficulty, but you need to train yourself to use it at home before trying it in other situations. For this method, you need a flexible plastic lid, such as the lid on a coffee can, yogurt container, or something similar; this material is perfect because it is malleable enough to bend and is easy to clean.
Step 2. Cut the sides and edge of the lid
Once you have managed to find a suitable one, you need to delete the detected edge and any fins that are along the circumference. When finished, you need to get a flat, smooth plastic disc; make sure it is still large enough to be used effectively.
Step 3. Fold it into shape like a funnel
Once you've managed to get the disc you needed, roll it up to make a funnel; in this way, you can urinate in the wide end and the pee can come out of the narrow one.
Method 2 of 4: with a Medicine Spoon Dispenser
Step 1. Purchase a spoon dispenser
This is an inexpensive plastic item that you can find in any pharmacy. It features a large, spoon-like opening connected to a usually graduated cylinder. You can use it to pee in the big part and direct the flow out the other end; you can transform the dispenser into a device for urinating in a very simple way.
Step 2. Drill a hole in the end of the tube
Since the graduated portion of the dispenser is closed, if you want to convert it into a female urination aid, you need to make sure that the liquid can come out. You can do this in a few different ways; if you have a drill, simply make a hole, so that you have better control of the flow and direction of the urine.
- Alternatively, you can cut off the end of the tube by heating it first with a lighter to make the material soft and yielding.
- After removing the closed portion, you can use the lighter to make sure the edge is not sharp.
Step 3. Practice at home
Once the craft device is made, you should spend some time practicing at home. It might be a bit of a weird experience at first; if you proceed with a bit of uncertainty, you could cause some "messes" and some sketches. Use it in the tub, shower, or toilet at home before attempting men's public restrooms.
Method 3 of 4: with a fake penis
Step 1. Buy a fake penis
If you prefer to have something to keep in your pants that simulates the volume of your penis, you can use this kind of dildo. It is a silicone reproduction of the penis that can be worn and that allows you to urinate in a much more discreet way than the more artisanal solutions, such as the spoon dispenser.
- You can buy it at many online stores. Search for the term "fake penis" or "packer" and choose the model, size and color you prefer.
- The price varies from 10 to 20 euros.
- Make sure it is made of soft material.
Step 2. Get a spoon dispenser and a plastic tube
You can transform the dildo into a device for urinating in a simple and economical way; to proceed, you need a medicine spoon dispenser and a relatively narrow plastic tube. The latter must be thin enough to fit into the fake penis, but wide enough to attach to the dispenser without leaking.
- A tube with a diameter of 9mm is perfect for this project, and you can find it in hardware stores.
- Cut the closed end of the dispenser and secure the tube.
- The dispenser cylinder and the tube convey the pee downwards, through the dildo and to the toilet.
Step 3. Drill a hole in the silicone penis
To insert the tube into the dildo you need to drill a hole and for this you can use any long and sharp object, such as a screwdriver or a tent stake; make sure it is longer than the penis.
- Push the screwdriver carefully but firmly into the dildo where the urethral opening should be.
- Once the silicone penis is skewered, do not remove the screwdriver.
- If you are having difficulty, you can warm up the tool before inserting it.
Step 4. Push the tube into the dildo
Now place the spoon dispenser and tube over the tip of the screwdriver and pull it back from the hole. You have to proceed with some attention during this phase and apply some force as well, but in the end you will succeed in your intent. A soft dildo is malleable and can be squeezed and manipulated a bit as you pass the tube.
- Once the conduit is inserted, the opening of the spoon dispenser - the area where you pee - should pop up just enough for you to use it.
- The other end of the tube should be at the tip of the penis, where the urethra is normally located.
- It may be necessary to retract the end of the dildo a bit during use to make sure the tube pops out far enough to avoid "accidents".
Method 4 of 4: Perform a Good Device Maintenance
Step 1. Rinse it after each use
It is important that it is always clean and rinsed after peeing; if you do not carry out this simple maintenance, the device starts to give off bad smells that transfer to the clothes. Household tools made of plastic are rinsed quickly and easily; this means that the urine is not absorbed by the material and can be eliminated without difficulty with a little water.
You can also use some soap when washing your hands
Step 2. Store it in a zip lock bag
When you carry the device with you, it is best to store it in such a bag to prevent any unpleasant odors or traces of urine from contaminating the inside of the bag. If you have a small airtight bag, like those for sandwiches or the freezer, you can even keep the funnel in your pocket.
You can also sanitize it with an alcoholic hand sanitizer or wet wipe after each use
Step 3. Soak it in a disinfectant solution
You must proceed with a more accurate maintenance to ensure that the "funnel" is always clean and to limit the risk of infections; you should soak it every night in a cleaning solution, so that it is ready for the next day. Get a basin, pour 120 ml of 2 or 3% hydrogen peroxide into it, a teaspoon of antibacterial soap and 750 m of very hot water.
- Put the device in the solution and let it soak for a few hours.
- After this time, rinse it carefully.
- Set it aside and wait for it to air dry.
Warnings
- Be careful not to splash and get dirty; practice at home before trying the device in other environments.
- The speed of the pee flow is quite unpredictable.
