Sometimes we need to step back and take a break from banging our faces against issues like dating, romance, school, after-school, work, and social obligations. This article will show you how to get your early childhood back and act like a little kid without others thinking you are crazy!
Steps
Step 1. Don't worry the people around you with a sudden and radical change in your behavior
You should perform this transformation to return to your early childhood slowly. But there are some basic steps you can get started with.
Step 2. Start by wearing clothes that make you look like a small child, which you would probably never wear normally
This can include an adult cover (or larger than normal size) and many other things.
Step 3. Take naps more often throughout the day
Naps are a great way to start. Try making an hour-long one in the late morning or early afternoon.
Step 4. Buy a pacifier at the discount store or pharmacy
Cupping in front of other people they may think it gave you the brain out of the way, so it's best if you use it while alone. Also, buy yourself a baby bottle or bowl with a child-like character printed on it. Again, it would be best to use this stuff when you are alone.
Step 5. Buy foods suitable for small children (possibly even baby food) and make them part of your diet
Things like apple juice, yogurt, a sliced banana, Cheerios, or Plasmon cookies are perfect for small children.
Step 6. Wear a diaper all the time and during all hours of the day and every day of the week
Also use them at night, as if you were your own child. Stop using the bathroom and get used to changing your diaper often.
Step 7. Don't run or walk around the house
Crawl using your hands and knees. Think your parents or babysitter think you are too small to walk alone (because it is obvious that you are).
Step 8. Start crying
You cry every time you wet the diaper. Cry when you feel dirty. You cry when the dog falls on the floor. Heck, you cry when you don't even know why you're still crying.
Step 9. Learn many baby lullabies
Ask your parents to sing you one that allows you to sleep, or, if you are still able to, try singing one yourself to help you sleep.
Step 10. Watch children's TV shows when you can
Don't forget things like blankets and soft toys as you look at the Blue Tree to make you feel safer and more secure.
Advice
- Wear warm clothes when you go out; put your blanket inside the jacket if it's cold.
- Children sleep very. Infants tend to sleep between ten and a half hours and eighteen hours during the day, and begin a more regular sleep cycle (a few hours less) around six months of age.
- Make sure you have several packs of baby lotions, baby powder, and several tubes of creams on hand to assist you when you change your nappy after you start this process.
- Buy wet wipes to use when you need to remove makeup, or to clean up dirt. It will make you smell like a little baby.
- Buy disposable nappies. It would be better to try to find them with nice characters overprinted. You can find them in pharmacies or supermarkets. If you can get into the nappies used by young children, buy those. They are also the only ones who have those cute characters pictured above.
- Buy cute cutlery for kids, with plastic compartments to keep food separate. So cute!
- Children don't speak; so try to shut up. But beware, if you become very taciturn all of a sudden, others may start to suspect something.
- If you have some old bottles in the house and you don't need them, ask to take them to drink from them, to feel like you are with a small child. Use cow's milk instead of baby milk, as an adult physique may not tolerate the ingredients and even cause other types of problems.
- Keep taking whatever medicine you need and your vitamins every day. Just because you've started a process that can make you look younger than your real age doesn't mean you don't have to take the medicine / vitamins you need as an adult (you're just pretending).
- If your parents agree to do this, let them help you rediscover the baby in you. If they still can, let them pick you up. Take it easy, and let them do the work you should be doing.
- To get some insight into how you should behave to look like a toddler, babysit a real baby for a few days. Look at it and write down how much you can remember (don't just take notes, but try to be as detailed as possible), then use those notes you took, to show you have style and transform yourself into that child!
- Try including soft fabrics and pastel colors in your wardrobe for a few days. Wear a pastel pink element if you are a girl or something light blue if you are a boy (sometimes the colors may be referred to as "candy pink" and "light blue").
- Children love to look for things that have "bright colors".
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To avoid becoming addicted or turning into a real fetish for you, limit yourself to doing this experiment for just a day or two. Go no further.
It is easy for this to turn into a real addiction once you put yourself in the child's shoes and get started.
Warnings
- Do not drink milk intended for infants as it is not suitable for meeting the daily needs of a normal adult. Plus, it tastes disgusting.
- There are some early childhood things that were fine then. but that now you shouldn't do it anymore, even if you try to act like a small child. One of these is the burp. Avoid putting your experiment in the streets, doing things that annoy you or are too degrading. Avoid burping despite what you did as a child. They don't know how to hold back, but you do, so hold back!
- Remember that even though we all want to go back in time from time to time, these tips are only for fun and comfort, not for actually becoming a child permanently (that we could very well leave it to adults who try their hand at it for a living.).
- While breastfeeding can be done at any age, you should definitely avoid it. Not only is it very difficult to be able to position yourself correctly on the nipple and breasts, but it is not healthy for anyone from a social and emotional point of view. If you are offered breast milk straight from the breast, politely decline and continue feeding milk as you usually do.
