Have you ever suffered from excess gas during class? Follow these simple steps to try to cover up your farts or make them silent.
Steps
Step 1. If you feel pressure in your back area, you are probably about to fart
Don't be scared, or everyone will understand that you are about to run away. Stay calm and clear your mind. If you do this and follow these steps everything will be fine.
Step 2. Ignore her and try to hold her back as much as you can
You can do this by avoiding pushing and "holding it in". You might feel weird, but it's the best way to do it without attracting attention. If you can't and something big is on the way, go to step 3.
Step 3. If it's a big one, ask to go to the bathroom because there's no way to hide it
To do this, raise your hand, tell the teacher it's urgent, and go to the hall. When you are there, you can let her go (unless there are people in sight), then go to the bathroom.
Step 4. If you know it won't be that obvious, you are safe
Cough a little while you do the dirty task, and you'll be good to go. But if you think someone will notice it, stand up and tip the pencil, it will make a lot of noise. This will make the fart inaudible.
Step 5. Covering the smell is another story
This is the hardest step, but if you haven't made any noise while farting, it's easy to mask the smell as well. If it stinks a lot, it will be heard by someone, it doesn't matter if you want it or not. If you went to the bathroom you are fine, but if you did it in class, you need to follow these steps.
Step 6. One way to cover it up is to accuse someone else of the crime, but don't be the first to smell it
Because whoever smells it, does it. This will obviously exonerate you. So until someone complains, don't say anything, because there might not even be a smell. If you accidentally say something first and someone replies "whoever smells it, does it", then quickly reply "whoever says the rhyme has done it before!". He will probably hide.
Step 7. You can also just walk away
If you don't say anything and walk away, they might blame you. But you will soon be away from it. Don't turn around and keep walking. You will not hear the complaints and you will not have to respond, because you will no longer be in the crime scene.
Step 8. If it's so bad that no one can stand it, admit you farted
Be proud of your artwork and immerse yourself in it. People will be impressed with how bad she was, but they won't care too much.
Advice
- If you feel pressure it might not just be a fart, so be careful.
- Beans cause some scary things.
- Bring some perfume or body spray with you to cover up the smell.
- If you have a packed lunch that smells good, take it out and open the lid to cover the smell you made. If the teacher asks you what you are doing, tell them that your lunch needs a fresh air every now and then or it risks getting moldy, or something like that.
Warnings
- You could get it on yourself if you push too hard.
- Teachers may get mad at you if it's loud enough to interrupt the lesson.
- Farting in social settings is considered rude by many.
- Farting has the potential to ruin your chances with guys. It depends from person to person, however. We all fart. Why should we be ashamed?
- You will probably have to suffer from your own smell.
